I’m thinking about the Russian air defense general, who in an hour needs to go into a meeting with Putin, and explain to him what exactly happened to his nuclear bomber fleet.

https://x.com/MonitorX99800/status/1929151057533305191

by nitayp02

46 comments

  2. He’ll definitely want a speedy exit from that meeting. The window looks to be the fastest route. 

  4. He should livestream it. Would be hilarious.

    A nice follow up to the live “discussion” they had about starting the invasion.

  7. Some ruzzian general will be enjoying a view from a window shortly.

  9. His last act as Air Defense General will be becoming airborne himself.

  10. Please note that the meeting has been moved to room 234 on the 7th floor. Thank you.

  12. He should have his windows secured and move to a home with no stairs. That and cut mushrooms out of his diet

  13. To be fair to him, he did go to the extraordinary effort to source hundreds of used car tires to place all over the wings of those bombers. That was a valid attempt at a defence. /s

  15. “From the wall….to the window.” I believe that’s how the Russian version of the song goes.

  16. He won’t tell him. What’s Putin going to do, check reddit?

  17. “Big Russian response expected, possible nuclear strikes” .. go f**k yourselves. You used your bomber fleet for conventional strikes in “SMO”. What did you think was going to happen (especially after 3 years)

  18. I would not want to be that guy….

    In other news its weird how a guy not holding any cards is capable of striking all across Russia including targets over 2,000 miles from the Ukraine-Russia border.

    Ukrainian Armed Forces General Staff stated on Telegram. “SBU drones have hit more than 40 aircraft, including A-50, Tu-95 and Tu-22 M3, causing damage of over $2 billion.

    Imagine if that same MFer was holding cards.

  20. I wonder how the russia tv show is gonna act on this. How to twist this

  21. He is probably suffering from defenestration-phobia. Each passing window beckons to him as he makes his way to the short little runt.

  23. Thoughts and prayers… Wait, what? Oh yeah, fuck ‘em.

  24. The fuck is the twitter so on about “possible nuclear strikes expected🔥🔥🔥”

  26. Wondering when generals start magically showing up in NATO held territory offering to testify against Putin’s war crimes in exchange for immunity…

  29. I were that general, I’d be making that a Zoom call from China.

  30. The general will probably need to change a new pair of underwear after the meeting… oh wait, probably not a good idea.

  34. I’m reminded of the scene in the Usual Suspects where they ambush the diamond deal and burn the cop car that’s ferrying the dealer.

    [“Everyone took it right in the ass, from the chief on down. It was beautiful.”](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dxNL9-YlUk0)

  35. Is there a defenestration emoji I could use here?

    🪟 ☠️

  37. He’s going to tell Putin that he has intercepted 500 drones and also passively destroyed 40 himars and 25 american icbms. The usual.

  38. How many people will putin execute or fire for this?

    This is a real masterstroke by Ukraine, again

  40. He works for a mad dictator. He choose to stay in the job so screw him.

    I hope it’s painful though.

  42. With putins mechanic sitting in a chair reading the paper.

  44. There was a special cost cutting operation! Very successful!

  46. He’ll be fine as long as he doesn’t go near any windows…

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