Not to be that guy but the UAE, Qatar and Saudi Arabia are 3 of the safest countries in the world. Brazil and India on the other hand
We’ve been investing in tourism since the 50s. This is no childs play.
Who is putting Brazil in the same bracket as **INDIA**
It’s because Ryanair does flights for £15.
We’re not sending our best, lmao.
Spain has:
– Fry ups
– Karaoke
– English people (loads)
– Football (Premier League)
– Good beer (Tetleys, Becks)
– Weather a bit too hot but the pubs have air con
Qatar, UAE, Brasil, India, Saudi Arabia has:
– Don’t care fuck off
Simple as.
£15 flights, genuinely cheaper to meet long distance mates in Barcelona than it is to get a train to northern England.
Add Turkey to the top one.
The number of ads I’ve seen, I’m starting to have hair loss
70% of that is Mallorca and Barcelona, with 10 other percent being Madrid.
I pulled those numbers out of my ass, which will sit comfortably on a reservated Deckchair in Malle in a few weeks
You’re more than welcome x
AND I’LL FUCKEN COME AGAIN
Brace yourself Pedro, another invasion of Barry and Hans is coming.
Praises and thoughts are on the way 🙏
Putting Brazil in the same comparison with India is insane mate.
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Spain is far superior to Italy, largely thanks to Italians generally being unpleasant past mid-Campania, while Spaniards are mostly all right
How can Saudi Arabia be safe, as they consider atheists to be terrorists?
No Brazilian asks you to visit the country. We specifically tell you to STAY THE FUCK AWAY
Me when I want more tourists so I build “nice” resorts and attractions instead of making my country not lethal to visit and an uncharming shithole of malnourished kids:
I’m sorry, what cheap ass copy of Italy are you talking about? Malta? San Marino? I don’t see their flags anywhere.
Finally time to book that Lads holiday to Riyadh.
Don’t worry Spain I know you’re the worst of the PIGS
Mallorca alone has 3 times the amount of tourists that Brazil has. That is for the total amount of tourists, if you put it in tourist per capita its 450 times, if you put it in tourist per km2 it’s 23000 times that amount.
We are fucked
To be honest, I’d rather spend my vacation in Gütersloh, instead of getting murdered in some of these countries right there.
Yeah, but Spain is cool 🥹
Check out Sevilla or Madrid or something
What would be the best place to go to Spain that has the least tourism?
Thanks for the legal weed Pedro ✌️
> You really like this cheap-ass copy of Italy, don’t you?
Yes, because it comes without Italians.
You croped us from the ranking, we are first !! Like PSG !!
But the figure is only about quantity, our tourists know how to read.
If you didn’t had such nice summer weather in the middle of fucking **March** maybe we wouldn’t have to visit you!
This is your fault! >:(
Juan, don’t try to ridirect them to us, Venice can only hold so many before It sinks
Give me one good reason why the fuck i would want to visit India…
what’s rank 1??
Why do we get more tourists than Brazil? Fuck off
Tourists are gluttons for punishment
We have the worst reputation ever but they keep coming and getting scammed by tiny plastic tour eifell
But why do you come to barcelona so much? what does barcelona have? it is beautiful, it has the sagrada familia, I understand that it is visited, but that it is the second most visited place in the world, I don’t understand it.
I never understood this comment that Spain is just Italy but cheaper. What exactly are Granada, Sevilla or Barcelona a cheap copy of?
Rank 2.
I wonder if there is a rank 1 shamefully hidden or the wiki table just started numbering at 2.
It’s your fault for having good food, good weather and nice, beautiful people.
Every day I wake up and thank Spain for existing to keep millions of hooligans away from my country.
See you in a few weeks ⭐️*amigos*⭐️Cerveza y club sandwich amirite Barry? Hans?
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We’re better than them even without trying.
I’ll go back to sleep.
Not to be that guy but the UAE, Qatar and Saudi Arabia are 3 of the safest countries in the world. Brazil and India on the other hand
We’ve been investing in tourism since the 50s. This is no childs play.
Who is putting Brazil in the same bracket as **INDIA**
It’s because Ryanair does flights for £15.
We’re not sending our best, lmao.
Spain has:
– Fry ups
– Karaoke
– English people (loads)
– Football (Premier League)
– Good beer (Tetleys, Becks)
– Weather a bit too hot but the pubs have air con
Qatar, UAE, Brasil, India, Saudi Arabia has:
– Don’t care fuck off
Simple as.
£15 flights, genuinely cheaper to meet long distance mates in Barcelona than it is to get a train to northern England.
Add Turkey to the top one.
The number of ads I’ve seen, I’m starting to have hair loss
70% of that is Mallorca and Barcelona, with 10 other percent being Madrid.
I pulled those numbers out of my ass, which will sit comfortably on a reservated Deckchair in Malle in a few weeks
You’re more than welcome x
AND I’LL FUCKEN COME AGAIN
Brace yourself Pedro, another invasion of Barry and Hans is coming.
Praises and thoughts are on the way 🙏
Putting Brazil in the same comparison with India is insane mate.
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Spain is far superior to Italy, largely thanks to Italians generally being unpleasant past mid-Campania, while Spaniards are mostly all right
How can Saudi Arabia be safe, as they consider atheists to be terrorists?
No Brazilian asks you to visit the country. We specifically tell you to STAY THE FUCK AWAY
Me when I want more tourists so I build “nice” resorts and attractions instead of making my country not lethal to visit and an uncharming shithole of malnourished kids:
I’m sorry, what cheap ass copy of Italy are you talking about? Malta? San Marino? I don’t see their flags anywhere.
Finally time to book that Lads holiday to Riyadh.
Don’t worry Spain I know you’re the worst of the PIGS
Mallorca alone has 3 times the amount of tourists that Brazil has. That is for the total amount of tourists, if you put it in tourist per capita its 450 times, if you put it in tourist per km2 it’s 23000 times that amount.
We are fucked
[source](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.diariodemallorca.es/mallorca/2025/05/27/quieres-gane-baleares-supera-brasil-turismo-mallorca-dvl-117878411.amp.html)
Cope harder, Mariconetti
To be honest, I’d rather spend my vacation in Gütersloh, instead of getting murdered in some of these countries right there.
Yeah, but Spain is cool 🥹
Check out Sevilla or Madrid or something
What would be the best place to go to Spain that has the least tourism?
Thanks for the legal weed Pedro ✌️
> You really like this cheap-ass copy of Italy, don’t you?
Yes, because it comes without Italians.
You croped us from the ranking, we are first !! Like PSG !!
But the figure is only about quantity, our tourists know how to read.
If you didn’t had such nice summer weather in the middle of fucking **March** maybe we wouldn’t have to visit you!
This is your fault! >:(
Juan, don’t try to ridirect them to us, Venice can only hold so many before It sinks
Give me one good reason why the fuck i would want to visit India…
what’s rank 1??
Why do we get more tourists than Brazil? Fuck off
Tourists are gluttons for punishment
We have the worst reputation ever but they keep coming and getting scammed by tiny plastic tour eifell
But why do you come to barcelona so much? what does barcelona have? it is beautiful, it has the sagrada familia, I understand that it is visited, but that it is the second most visited place in the world, I don’t understand it.
I never understood this comment that Spain is just Italy but cheaper. What exactly are Granada, Sevilla or Barcelona a cheap copy of?
Rank 2.
I wonder if there is a rank 1 shamefully hidden or the wiki table just started numbering at 2.
It’s your fault for having good food, good weather and nice, beautiful people.
Every day I wake up and thank Spain for existing to keep millions of hooligans away from my country.
See you in a few weeks ⭐️*amigos*⭐️Cerveza y club sandwich amirite Barry? Hans?
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