EDIT: Thank you to user below for correcting me <3
It’s bait
Chicken drumsticks I believe ! An ancient tradition to ward off evil spirits 😀
Free dinner mate
For the river monsters
Sun dried chicken
They’re the legs you use to do the Lambeth Walk.
It is raw chicken on Lambeth Bridge mate 👍
this must be where the chicken bones spawn. they showly make their way to Tooting, by which stage they have been cooked in the sun and reach their final resting place, right in front of my dog whenever I take him for a walk.
Maybe it’s an offering to Xenu.
Winner winner, chicken dinner
Hi, is this still available?
For the kraken or the crackHead, I guess
Someone is going crabbing!
Bait for the piranha.
This is hilarious. I was walking down Millbank a couple nights ago and saw three empty 500g packs of Sainsbury’s chicken at a bus stop.
I was wondering what it was doing there. I think I’ve just got my answer 🤣🤣
Real question is why there’s a bridge near where we keep the raw chicken
It’s like the cherry tomato bridge in Dublin all over again
They forgot to bring the bbq
Food for the Thames crocodiles!
Where I’m from, we’d call it an offer to Exu, an yoruba’s divine entity
Lime bike embryos that have recently hatched and emerged from the water. It’s safer at night because they are less prone to their natural predator, the Common Balaclavad Rider. They’ll now grow in to full bikes and then congregate in large packs around the city on narrow paths and busy corners. Then, when the time is right, they will return to the water to spawn and continue the Lime bike cycle of life. Though humans should normally not intervene and just allow nature to run its course, helping those bikes in to the water is always beneficial.
We’d a thing in Cork with tomatoes on a bridge, the pics were everywhere they kinda became forced humour. People were trying to make something unfunny hilarious it just doesn’t work.
Bear trap
Heading for a day out to Cockfosters or Peckham and stopped for a photo?
Found the evidence, South side of Lambeth Bridge along the pathway to Westminster Bridge
Ah man it’s dognappers up to their tricks again
Stay safe everyone
Just working on their tan
for the foxes
dognappers hun stay safe xx
oh that’s Poultry Paul, he’s a bit of a local character, thinks there’s an ancient plesiosaur in the Thames so leaves raw chicken out to try and catch a glimpse of it. Used to see him around on his boat throwing chicken about but he’s obviously gotten it into his head that the beast only comes out when no one’s around. Was there a camera hidden anywhere nearby?
That’s fowl
People steal meat from supermarkets. Repackage in another bag.
I imagine the person here stole more than they could rebag.
drumsticks i think mate
Mmmmmm bridge chicken
Maybe their inventory was full, can’t fast travel while overencumbered?!
A flesh sacrifice for Satan
They say, should the chicken drummers ever make their way to Tower Bridge, the Kingdom will collapse.
It’s probably just for foxes
Weather check for those with light skin. If the chicken cooks, then so will they, chicken stays raw, then they can enjoy the sunshine.
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EDIT: Thank you to user below for correcting me <3
It’s bait
Chicken drumsticks I believe ! An ancient tradition to ward off evil spirits 😀
Free dinner mate
For the river monsters
Sun dried chicken
They’re the legs you use to do the Lambeth Walk.
It is raw chicken on Lambeth Bridge mate 👍
this must be where the chicken bones spawn. they showly make their way to Tooting, by which stage they have been cooked in the sun and reach their final resting place, right in front of my dog whenever I take him for a walk.
Maybe it’s an offering to Xenu.
Winner winner, chicken dinner
Hi, is this still available?
For the kraken or the crackHead, I guess
Someone is going crabbing!
Bait for the piranha.
This is hilarious. I was walking down Millbank a couple nights ago and saw three empty 500g packs of Sainsbury’s chicken at a bus stop.
I was wondering what it was doing there. I think I’ve just got my answer 🤣🤣
Real question is why there’s a bridge near where we keep the raw chicken
It’s like the cherry tomato bridge in Dublin all over again
They forgot to bring the bbq
Food for the Thames crocodiles!
Where I’m from, we’d call it an offer to Exu, an yoruba’s divine entity
Lime bike embryos that have recently hatched and emerged from the water. It’s safer at night because they are less prone to their natural predator, the Common Balaclavad Rider. They’ll now grow in to full bikes and then congregate in large packs around the city on narrow paths and busy corners. Then, when the time is right, they will return to the water to spawn and continue the Lime bike cycle of life. Though humans should normally not intervene and just allow nature to run its course, helping those bikes in to the water is always beneficial.
Someone chickened out
For the foxes
https://i.redd.it/vojaltwr1p4f1.gif
Well surely it’s for the crocodiles? That is why we leave the chicken out on the bridge in Bristol
https://preview.redd.it/yxn5s0yv1p4f1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54ebbcf5d5eed07f01c3ceefd84d806554132dbf
We’d a thing in Cork with tomatoes on a bridge, the pics were everywhere they kinda became forced humour. People were trying to make something unfunny hilarious it just doesn’t work.
Bear trap
Heading for a day out to Cockfosters or Peckham and stopped for a photo?
Why did the chicken cross the bridge?
Is this supposed to be a why?
https://preview.redd.it/v33yeobn4p4f1.jpeg?width=1656&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92a53e911ae3b749bbda8a07560ccd60400bd0f0
Found the evidence, South side of Lambeth Bridge along the pathway to Westminster Bridge
Ah man it’s dognappers up to their tricks again
Stay safe everyone
Just working on their tan
for the foxes
dognappers hun stay safe xx
oh that’s Poultry Paul, he’s a bit of a local character, thinks there’s an ancient plesiosaur in the Thames so leaves raw chicken out to try and catch a glimpse of it. Used to see him around on his boat throwing chicken about but he’s obviously gotten it into his head that the beast only comes out when no one’s around. Was there a camera hidden anywhere nearby?
That’s fowl
People steal meat from supermarkets. Repackage in another bag.
I imagine the person here stole more than they could rebag.
drumsticks i think mate
Mmmmmm bridge chicken
Maybe their inventory was full, can’t fast travel while overencumbered?!
A flesh sacrifice for Satan
They say, should the chicken drummers ever make their way to Tower Bridge, the Kingdom will collapse.
It’s probably just for foxes
Weather check for those with light skin. If the chicken cooks, then so will they, chicken stays raw, then they can enjoy the sunshine.
For the English gators

To scare away the birds
https://i.redd.it/h2s86qi5pp4f1.gif
***I’ve packed us a delicious chicken picnic!***
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