Stray dogs have been washed more times than my bread knife
sometimes I don’t even bother using an object. Run fingers gently down the side of the knife and into the drawer
Don’t forget you have to use a different knife to cut the sandwich once it has the fillings in it – no butter is allowed on my nice clean never-been-washed bread knife
Amateurs. I flick my wrist downward with the knife like I’m removing blood from a katana 😜 only touches the bread.
(Yes i make sure nobody is there, gotta be safe or it’s not cool 😀)
If it’s just bread, why bother? It’s probably cleaner than any of your towels
Mate just use your fingers
I use my cheeks
I use my boob, who’s with me?
Unless your other half has Celiac’s, then you are srubbing that bastard clean
Truth has been spoken
Low maintenance 👑
Anything more than a trouser-leg is just daylight snobbery.
It’s not a meme
Just slap it on the side of the drawer before you put it in & see most of the crumbs fall of and away it goes
I just tap the top edge of the knife on the chopping board to remove excess crumbs
Unnecessary, the bread cleans it
Exactly that yes.
the crust comes down eventually
Once I was cutting a bagel incorrectly and thought “haha it’s a bread knife not a human knife” and immediately cut myself after
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Stray dogs have been washed more times than my bread knife
sometimes I don’t even bother using an object. Run fingers gently down the side of the knife and into the drawer
Don’t forget you have to use a different knife to cut the sandwich once it has the fillings in it – no butter is allowed on my nice clean never-been-washed bread knife
Amateurs. I flick my wrist downward with the knife like I’m removing blood from a katana 😜 only touches the bread.
(Yes i make sure nobody is there, gotta be safe or it’s not cool 😀)
If it’s just bread, why bother? It’s probably cleaner than any of your towels
Mate just use your fingers
I use my cheeks
I use my boob, who’s with me?
Unless your other half has Celiac’s, then you are srubbing that bastard clean
Truth has been spoken
Low maintenance 👑
Anything more than a trouser-leg is just daylight snobbery.
It’s not a meme
Just slap it on the side of the drawer before you put it in & see most of the crumbs fall of and away it goes
I just tap the top edge of the knife on the chopping board to remove excess crumbs
Unnecessary, the bread cleans it
Exactly that yes.
the crust comes down eventually
Once I was cutting a bagel incorrectly and thought “haha it’s a bread knife not a human knife” and immediately cut myself after
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