Just been to Wickes and found out they have a whole section dedicated to autoerotic asphyxiation

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1. I’ve never made it that far into the store

   I get as far as the canes and that’s me finished.

2. this one mystifies me

3. r/theyknew

4. The safety word is Banana.

5. I haven’t listened to INXS for a while, thanks for the reminder

6. Though this was a cards against humanity post 🤣

7. The David Carradine section. 

8. Did you get something nice?

9. *Clean up on aisle 6, clean up on aisle 6 …and a first aider.*

10. That just made me laugh out loud so of course I gave it a free award because I’m cheap.

    And if anyone says it’s because I spent all my money on edging and hanging .. well .. 😂

11. This is why I’m now banned from Wickes

12. The David carradine section

13. They also keep the solvent weld locked away in case you fancy asphyxiating yourself in-store!

14. Michael Hutchence used this aisle *IN excess*

    I’ll see myself out.

15. https://preview.redd.it/ibcojnqeja6f1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=282c76a22a3cfdf32643d3509c71f3c57445dddc

    Go to Hobbycraft first. Will enhance the experience

16. “Please sir, this is a DIY store”

17. Can you get this on the Click and Collect service?

18. All I know is the pax wardrobe isn’t fit for purpose and because of this I’m now banned from IKEA 😂

19. where is this? asking for a friend

20. owo

21. Ooh matron!

22. Ahhhh the David Carradine aisle

23. She keeps you edging and then leaves you hanging

24. https://preview.redd.it/pat7462rxa6f1.jpeg?width=806&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b9090321ed520bd5b1f72ac80a70bf08bad5318

    Asda caters for 007

25. How I wanna go out

26. Millennials call that a “pension plan”.

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