beans on toast is a cuisine

by Particular-Water4321

21 comments
  1. What is that picture!?

    Is it possible to see what it looked like before it was regurgitated partially digested?

  2. The giants of Beige Food take on the titans of Yellow Food, making them both seem bog average cuisines

  3. Sauchiehall St Pavement 4am Sunday Morning.

    Gouache on canvas. 45cm x 60cm framed and mounted.

    Price on application.

  4. Call em cunts and bolt em to the ER.

    Edit for some word play

  5. Why American is doomed to failure.

    By 2050 the population will be to obese to fend off invasion 🤣

  6. “Hi. Could I please have the hypertension burger?”

    “Of course. Would you like that regular or with chest pains?”

    “With chest pains, please.”

    *Server adds another two ice cream scoops of fake American cheese infused with something that legally can’t be called pasta.*

  7. I’ve seen Dominoes mac and cheese that looks better than this.

  8. At what point is that even a burger anymore? It’s bread WATERBOARDED in macaroni cheese, then a burger, more waterboarding, then something else cos I’ll be FUCKED if I can tell what is even in that bloody thing, more waterboarding, and a bun on top with a toothpick as useful as the American government.

    You know the old argument “is a burger a sandwich”? This is very much neither, this is what your wife makes when she wants the life insurance but can’t be arsed to poison you so is letting God sort you out for her.

  9. Macaroni with cheese sauce might originate from the UK, ironically

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