This isn’t edited, this is an actual story..

by Amavin-Adump

29 comments
  1. That synopsis is fantastic. Publicly shamed on the front page

  2. BA: I ain’t getting’ on no plane fool!

    a few lines later….

  3. I have known some people in the industry and, yeah, not surprised. Some air hostesses get freaky mid flight as well.

  4. Was he already flying the plane just before this? Whole new level of in-flight entertainment.

  5. This is 2 years old… Everyone was doing it. I tried, but couldn’t get a woman to go along

  6. Why is BGT being sued by David Walliams? Or is it the other story 🤣🤣🤣

    Edit for spelling

  7. From September 2023.

    Not exactly Mr Current Affairs, are we?

  8. I remember an interview with Slash where he said he was drinking late night in the bar and looked over and saw the pilot getting leathered the night before a flight.

  9. what does BA stand for?

    Fuckin BAD ASS?

    eh guys?

  10. It sounds like he did coke right before flying, but IIRC he did it the night before and it wasn’t a morning flight. Cocaine’s effect doesn’t even last half an hour.

  11. There was an article about him a couple of months ago, he’s back flying.

  12. Sounds like an average pilot. I’ve definitely heard the saying that “the stewardess’s are just there to entertain the pilots” more than once before.

  13. You want him to snort coke off of a fully clothed woman? What is he? The pope?

  14. “Tries to fly plane”.. so..he couldn’t get it up?

  15. What’s the charge officer?

    Ripping a line of a strippers tits

    The succulent strippers tits

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