He always wants to tell you how he would solve the world’s problems.
it’s because he’s either the owner, used to be the owner, is friends with the owner, or part of a social group that uses the bar non-formally.
“You just watch yourself! We’re wanted men. I have the death sentence on twelve systems.”
In the American version they elect him president
Many many years ago there were two old boys in a pub frequented mostly by the young. One old boy was mobility challenged so the bar staff would always clear anyone from the first bar stool at the bar, as he walked in. The other old boy would periodically sit there too, but never the same day. Until one day. Bar staff asked one old boy to move, and he refused “tell that bastard to sit somewhere else”. The bar staff didn’t know what to do, as they didn’t want to get physical with an old man.
I remember the one who refused to move, on another occasion, told me about an employee “he hasn’t had a holiday in years. He thinks that if he asks, I’d sack him”. I asked “you wouldn’t though”. He said “I bloody would!”
He knows all the conspiracy theories
I go to the pub all the time and I’ve never seen anyone like that….oh, oh no.
*”When I was on the doors…”*
Hahahaha! 🤣
r/DeepSpaceNine
They are an expert on everything, never listen to others opinions or shout them down, always magically urgently need to go when its their round. Always hover when someone is getting a big round in for a birthday, especially a tray of shorts, and slip back into the corner. In fact, no one knows if they actually have a wallet or money.
“IN MOI OPPINYUN, YOO SHUD JUSS SEND EM BAK. ARE NIGE WUD FIX IT”
So accurate! 😂 Each of my 3 locals has one. They’re ALWAYS there no matter what time of day
Ours passed away a while back. RIP Jeff, I’ll be having a pint for you.
“You know I’ve been working with the government, right Tone? Anyway, $4 a pound”
I always wonder how they afford it. Like I’ve watched you sink 6 pints in 3 hours in here often enough that you have to be fucking minted to do this every day
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You can always count on him for a pint
He always wants to tell you how he would solve the world’s problems.
it’s because he’s either the owner, used to be the owner, is friends with the owner, or part of a social group that uses the bar non-formally.
“You just watch yourself! We’re wanted men. I have the death sentence on twelve systems.”
In the American version they elect him president
Many many years ago there were two old boys in a pub frequented mostly by the young. One old boy was mobility challenged so the bar staff would always clear anyone from the first bar stool at the bar, as he walked in. The other old boy would periodically sit there too, but never the same day. Until one day. Bar staff asked one old boy to move, and he refused “tell that bastard to sit somewhere else”. The bar staff didn’t know what to do, as they didn’t want to get physical with an old man.
I remember the one who refused to move, on another occasion, told me about an employee “he hasn’t had a holiday in years. He thinks that if he asks, I’d sack him”. I asked “you wouldn’t though”. He said “I bloody would!”
He knows all the conspiracy theories
I go to the pub all the time and I’ve never seen anyone like that….oh, oh no.
*”When I was on the doors…”*
Hahahaha! 🤣
r/DeepSpaceNine
They are an expert on everything, never listen to others opinions or shout them down, always magically urgently need to go when its their round. Always hover when someone is getting a big round in for a birthday, especially a tray of shorts, and slip back into the corner. In fact, no one knows if they actually have a wallet or money.
“IN MOI OPPINYUN, YOO SHUD JUSS SEND EM BAK. ARE NIGE WUD FIX IT”
So accurate! 😂 Each of my 3 locals has one. They’re ALWAYS there no matter what time of day
Ours passed away a while back. RIP Jeff, I’ll be having a pint for you.
“You know I’ve been working with the government, right Tone? Anyway, $4 a pound”
I always wonder how they afford it. Like I’ve watched you sink 6 pints in 3 hours in here often enough that you have to be fucking minted to do this every day
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