Woah woah woah! That’s not how we treat each other here!
Thoughts and prayers (protestant)
Don’t worry, we’re just in Antwerp “to bring democracy”
the dutch are literally everywhere, in their little bikes
Nooo, the Dutch are only the most american per capita!
I get that bashing Jan in fun, but in what way are they americans?
They aren’t particularly loud.
Their army doesn’t seem to be everywhere. Or anywhere, really.
They have a bit of undeserved superiority complex, but they aren’t worse than Pierre on that front.
I’d say their main problem is that they are everywhere with their annoying caravans, and they don’t understand basic social behaviour like treating your friends from time to time, but that hardly makes them as bad as the americans.
wtf I dont even move around in an electric cart, I have health insurance and I can identify 4 vegetables
We like to mock the dutch caravans, for good reasons. But they’re easy to avoid. Take the plane, avoid campings.
However, if you’re at any touristy spot anywhere in Europe, you will hear loud dutch make painful GGGGG noises.
Doesn’t matter if you’re in paris, on a Mediterranean beach, visiting a quiet museum, on a trail in Iceland, or on any camping anywhere. There will be loud dutch present.
Its not their presence that offends. Its because they’re so goddamn loud at all times. They also love pointing while loudly criticising anything in dutch assuming nobody understands. Which is a lot like the yank savages tbh.
To be fair, antwerpenaren are the dutchies of belgium. Which is even worse.
don’t listen to them Jan, americans are already the americans of europe
They’re loud, uncultured, money-obsessed, boastful and eat shit food. No wonder the “Yankees” comes from Jan Kees.
Bro that’s too much
The truth often does
It doesn’t hurt.
Belgians are semi-French/dutch’ little brother.
We love them, but they always feel less and therefore try to prove they’re not.
“The Dutch/French always think they’re better than us”
As a dutch person, i’ve been saying this for a couple years now. I’m not happy with it, but I am honest
Imagine sharing a border with fr*nce (over seas territory doesn’t count!)
Honestly – kinda, but also in a good way. They are not as obsessed with hirarchies and ancient rules as the rest of us and are more open to “just get going and get stuff done”, like americans.
Where’s Antwerp?
it’s not like they elect unhinged presidents with a sentient haircut. or put money over manners. or push their weird ass car culture on everyone else. or just deep fry all of the things and call them food.
We’ve dodged a bullet here
I Also am kind of tired of beeing asked where the brothels and weedshops are by some belgian from Brugge or Luik or Antwerp every damn day when I go out for grocery’s.
But you don’t see me calling you American tourist!
I’m in Japan right now. Needed some dinner quite late today and sat down with my partner at a decent ramen place. Empty as fuck. Nice chow time for us. Ordered our food and then all that calmness disappeared instantly.
A group of four dutch-ies sat down beside us and proceeded for 30 minutes to talk about what to order and basically held the server hostage for most of that time asking in English, which the server barely spoke. It was excruciating to hear mere centimetres away from this massive ordeal about rice and what noodles are udon, do you have vegetarian options yada yada yada. THERE’S A FUCKING IPAD ON THE TABLE WHICH HAS AN ENGLISH TRANSLATION BUTTON.
I don’t speak Japanese but I learned more than enough for this trip to say exactly what I need to say and have a simple and pleasant conversation. They didn’t mention a fucking word in this person’s native language or say a single thank you after they finally ordered. At that point we had finished our food course and quickly paid… As three Ameri-cunts walked in, sat down at a table and shouted ‘When are we being served?’
Now that’s too far
Mom, come pick me up. 2we4u is bullying me again. 😭
Antwerpenaren are the Dutch people of Belgium
”Our private health insurances are better than your public healthcare. GP keeps rejecting your health issues? That’s how the system is meant to be ”
“Why we don’t celebrate Labour Day? We are not a socialist country”
“Yes, according to our law it’s up to the employer to decide if workers can have a day off on public holidays”
“Crippling housing crisis? Your problem, we call it a good investment”
Seriously, this is your average Jan.
expensive healthcare ✔️
annoying accent ✔️
loud ✔️
ultra protestant bible belt ✔️
old right winger with weird hair dictating politics ✔️
I dunno, those yanks sure love spending money, no way we’d want anything to do with them. (don’t tell them where the name yank comes from)
I despise you guys and your cooking but that’s going too far. 🫂
I love Dutch people. I just love everyone that’s not French. Simple as that
This might be a hot take, but the French are the real Americans of Europe
what the fuck? If anyone’s the Americans of Europe, surely it’d be *us*?
No the brits are the americans of europe
Arrogant and loud. Even more arrogant than the French if we’re being honest. I know everyone thinks the British are arrogant but it’s quite the opposite.
It’s sorta true. They’re loud, rude and invade the whole of Europe every summer
How ironic coming from an Belgian
Take that back… Nobody deserves that!
That’s too far.
Nobody is THAT stupid.
Well, unless you are American.
Nah that’s Bavaria
The Brits are clearly the most Americans in Europe, them and their delusions of being an island in the middle of the Atlantic
Excuse me? Clearly the Germ*ns are the Americans of Europe with their trains that don’t work and obsession with driving everywhere.
HEY NO SLURS
“The saddest thing about betrayal is that it never comes from your enemies”
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Woah woah woah! That’s not how we treat each other here!
Thoughts and prayers (protestant)
Don’t worry, we’re just in Antwerp “to bring democracy”
the dutch are literally everywhere, in their little bikes
Nooo, the Dutch are only the most american per capita!
I get that bashing Jan in fun, but in what way are they americans?
They aren’t particularly loud.
Their army doesn’t seem to be everywhere. Or anywhere, really.
They have a bit of undeserved superiority complex, but they aren’t worse than Pierre on that front.
I’d say their main problem is that they are everywhere with their annoying caravans, and they don’t understand basic social behaviour like treating your friends from time to time, but that hardly makes them as bad as the americans.
i mean
https://preview.redd.it/3k4ggs3k5i6f1.png?width=423&format=png&auto=webp&s=5bcfe9035f1215da1ebf3b6563a52ea7d8c95092
wtf I dont even move around in an electric cart, I have health insurance and I can identify 4 vegetables
We like to mock the dutch caravans, for good reasons. But they’re easy to avoid. Take the plane, avoid campings.
However, if you’re at any touristy spot anywhere in Europe, you will hear loud dutch make painful GGGGG noises.
Doesn’t matter if you’re in paris, on a Mediterranean beach, visiting a quiet museum, on a trail in Iceland, or on any camping anywhere. There will be loud dutch present.
Its not their presence that offends. Its because they’re so goddamn loud at all times. They also love pointing while loudly criticising anything in dutch assuming nobody understands. Which is a lot like the yank savages tbh.
To be fair, antwerpenaren are the dutchies of belgium. Which is even worse.
don’t listen to them Jan, americans are already the americans of europe
They’re loud, uncultured, money-obsessed, boastful and eat shit food. No wonder the “Yankees” comes from Jan Kees.
Bro that’s too much
The truth often does
It doesn’t hurt.
Belgians are semi-French/dutch’ little brother.
We love them, but they always feel less and therefore try to prove they’re not.
“The Dutch/French always think they’re better than us”
We really don’t.
I am going to call it the “calimero” syndrome: https://youtu.be/77HpxfMTJL8
(Ironically ends on .be)
That is really unkind wtf
As a dutch person, i’ve been saying this for a couple years now. I’m not happy with it, but I am honest
Imagine sharing a border with fr*nce (over seas territory doesn’t count!)
Honestly – kinda, but also in a good way. They are not as obsessed with hirarchies and ancient rules as the rest of us and are more open to “just get going and get stuff done”, like americans.
Where’s Antwerp?
it’s not like they elect unhinged presidents with a sentient haircut. or put money over manners. or push their weird ass car culture on everyone else. or just deep fry all of the things and call them food.
We’ve dodged a bullet here
I Also am kind of tired of beeing asked where the brothels and weedshops are by some belgian from Brugge or Luik or Antwerp every damn day when I go out for grocery’s.
But you don’t see me calling you American tourist!
Your going out of line.
https://preview.redd.it/qru2vfuddi6f1.png?width=259&format=png&auto=webp&s=4d5451faaf255483d91cfb8a9d41e979cbc50e49
I’m in Japan right now. Needed some dinner quite late today and sat down with my partner at a decent ramen place. Empty as fuck. Nice chow time for us. Ordered our food and then all that calmness disappeared instantly.
A group of four dutch-ies sat down beside us and proceeded for 30 minutes to talk about what to order and basically held the server hostage for most of that time asking in English, which the server barely spoke. It was excruciating to hear mere centimetres away from this massive ordeal about rice and what noodles are udon, do you have vegetarian options yada yada yada. THERE’S A FUCKING IPAD ON THE TABLE WHICH HAS AN ENGLISH TRANSLATION BUTTON.
I don’t speak Japanese but I learned more than enough for this trip to say exactly what I need to say and have a simple and pleasant conversation. They didn’t mention a fucking word in this person’s native language or say a single thank you after they finally ordered. At that point we had finished our food course and quickly paid… As three Ameri-cunts walked in, sat down at a table and shouted ‘When are we being served?’
Now that’s too far
Mom, come pick me up. 2we4u is bullying me again. 😭
Antwerpenaren are the Dutch people of Belgium
”Our private health insurances are better than your public healthcare. GP keeps rejecting your health issues? That’s how the system is meant to be ”
“Why we don’t celebrate Labour Day? We are not a socialist country”
“Yes, according to our law it’s up to the employer to decide if workers can have a day off on public holidays”
“Crippling housing crisis? Your problem, we call it a good investment”
Seriously, this is your average Jan.
expensive healthcare ✔️
annoying accent ✔️
loud ✔️
ultra protestant bible belt ✔️
old right winger with weird hair dictating politics ✔️
I dunno, those yanks sure love spending money, no way we’d want anything to do with them. (don’t tell them where the name yank comes from)
I despise you guys and your cooking but that’s going too far. 🫂
I love Dutch people. I just love everyone that’s not French. Simple as that
This might be a hot take, but the French are the real Americans of Europe
what the fuck? If anyone’s the Americans of Europe, surely it’d be *us*?
No the brits are the americans of europe
Arrogant and loud. Even more arrogant than the French if we’re being honest. I know everyone thinks the British are arrogant but it’s quite the opposite.
It’s sorta true. They’re loud, rude and invade the whole of Europe every summer
How ironic coming from an Belgian
Take that back… Nobody deserves that!
That’s too far.
Nobody is THAT stupid.
Well, unless you are American.
Nah that’s Bavaria
The Brits are clearly the most Americans in Europe, them and their delusions of being an island in the middle of the Atlantic
Excuse me? Clearly the Germ*ns are the Americans of Europe with their trains that don’t work and obsession with driving everywhere.
HEY NO SLURS
“The saddest thing about betrayal is that it never comes from your enemies”
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