Bloke ordering a pint last night

by The_Govnor

38 comments

  1. “What’s with the dog?”

    “He identifies as a parrot”

  3. Probably helps with getting served quicker, I mean the bar staff are definitely going to notice him

  8. “is that an updog?”

    “What’s updog?”

    “Nothing much, what’s up with you?”

  9. Unbelievable tactics to get served first. Fair play.

  15. That’s a smart dog, head and shoulders above the rest

  16. I don’t know how people can let their dreads get that matted…

  19. Apex bar etiquette. Love a dog in a pub, but on the floor on a lead at a busy bar causes chaos.

  22. The bloke in question really shouldn’t climb on the other patrons like that… but I’d still serve him. Side of snoot boops.

  25. You know… I’m appreciating the fact that people are standing at the bar rather than this weird queueing you find in places nowadays.

    And the dog. The dog is cute.

  28. I can’t post a link but search for ‘Murray Cocker Spaniel’ for his Facebook page. He can walk 20 miles a day but prefers to be carried in London. He will sit like that for hours if I let him. He also like motorbike rides on my GSXR600, mountain biking and climbing mountains 

  30. The dog can’t see what crisps they’ve got so he needed to lift him up.

  31. Tell me you want attention without telling me you want attention.

  32. Canine genitalia rubbing on my shoulder is not a fashion accoutrement I will ever pursue

  33. He’ll have the hair of the dog the next morning

  35. Wow. Boris has really let himself go since he lost power.

  38. If he can no longer walk, you probably shouldn’t be serving him.

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