Is this technically assault? I’m not saying it’s a bad thing to do. I’m just worried that somebody will be arrested for something stupid.
The maga terrorist gestapo would probably shoot you over this. They’re D average students everyone picked on in school
Yall know where I can get some more glitter?
Suck it, ICE.
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These are the kind of guys who would HATE that! Dangerous to the glitter throwers though.
love this! i know that this is a SATIRE account, but still….
You know who also would look good in sparkles? Patriot front.
♫ [Glitter] Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb ICE Klan ♫
OoOo I think we have a repository of glitter bomb videos on YouTube
Pleaaaaase let this be real
Ice Scream!
Add some glue
Fucking brilliant idea.
I want videos of this
This sounds fun but if you hand an ICE agent your State of Federal ID they’ll charge you with “attempted murder by paper cut.” Don’t talk to them except to say “NO!”
Please tell me this is real! ✨❤️
Keep note, if you see glitter in someone you know and they have no way of explaining it, they may be a member of the new gestapo
This shouldn’t happen but it does sound like a lot of fun
Hahahahaha that’s genius
That is funny, also please make it rainbow color for the pride month.
This is the way.
Pink spraypaint helps disable equipment more than glitter ✨️
💕it! And it’s not hurting anyone
I know it’s satire, but let’s make this happen. Instead of endangering people to do the dumping though, perhaps a remote setup like what Mark Rober’s “glitterbomb” used to combat porch pirates: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4T_LlK1VE4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4T_LlK1VE4)
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This is fantastic. More of this please! 🤣
Harder to remove than shrapnel.
Teenage Girl Fantasy: Vampires Sparkle.
Reality: Nazis Sparkle.
Is this technically assault? I’m not saying it’s a bad thing to do. I’m just worried that somebody will be arrested for something stupid.
The maga terrorist gestapo would probably shoot you over this. They’re D average students everyone picked on in school
Yall know where I can get some more glitter?
Suck it, ICE.
No notes
These are the kind of guys who would HATE that! Dangerous to the glitter throwers though.
love this! i know that this is a SATIRE account, but still….
You know who also would look good in sparkles? Patriot front.
♫ [Glitter] Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb ICE Klan ♫
OoOo I think we have a repository of glitter bomb videos on YouTube
Pleaaaaase let this be real
Ice Scream!
Add some glue
Fucking brilliant idea.
I want videos of this
This sounds fun but if you hand an ICE agent your State of Federal ID they’ll charge you with “attempted murder by paper cut.” Don’t talk to them except to say “NO!”
Please tell me this is real! ✨❤️
Keep note, if you see glitter in someone you know and they have no way of explaining it, they may be a member of the new gestapo
Oh please let this be real
Oh Lord love this! I needed a chuckle! 😆
🤣🤣🤣🤣
https://preview.redd.it/zo8apu5zs57f1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24d7adca52f1511b763f5a468203fe6377c158fb
This shouldn’t happen but it does sound like a lot of fun
Hahahahaha that’s genius
That is funny, also please make it rainbow color for the pride month.
This is the way.
Pink spraypaint helps disable equipment more than glitter ✨️
💕it! And it’s not hurting anyone
I know it’s satire, but let’s make this happen. Instead of endangering people to do the dumping though, perhaps a remote setup like what Mark Rober’s “glitterbomb” used to combat porch pirates: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4T_LlK1VE4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4T_LlK1VE4)
This sounds like a TikTok trend I could support.
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