Went for a walk in the local cemetery today…what the hell went on here?! 👀😅 Cheese, a James Blunt CD, half eaten butter, and what looks like a homemade whip 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

by 420Eski-Grim

32 comments

  1. Why does the first picture looks like it could be an album cover?

  2. Nah I don’t even wanna know! Reminds me of the time I was walking along the beach one morning in kavos and along the shore there was half a tub of Vaseline and empty condom wrappers 🤣

  3. That first photo looks like it could have been someone’s Bebo profile picture in 2008. 

  9. *Maybe* the CD was left on the grave of a massive James Blunt fan?

    Then the person who left it got peckish so tucked into their Snacking Butter.

  10. My cheese is sharp, my spread is smooth
    Cathedral dreams in every groove
    I saw her near the pantry door
    Country life butter on the drawer
    She reached for toast, a butter knife
    But I won’t fret, I understand
    ’Cause I’ve got a whip, improvised and grand

  11. The James Blunt CD means no one will ever own up to this

  12. Why is butter always so suspicious….one of the most suspicious things you can find just laying around.

  14. Date night gone wrong. Poor bugger looked like they really made an effort too.

  15. This remake of Last Tango In Paris is really being done on a shoestring budget.

  16. Sorry, but the first rule of Cheese, Blunt, Butter & Whip Club is that you don’t talk about Cheese, Blunt, Butter & Whip Club.

  23. My mind is going to return to this when I inevitably get woken up by cat zoomies at 2am.

  24. Self flagellation for owning a James Blunt CD, I’d guess.

  27. Ahh this is a classic night out! Which James Blunt album was it though?

  29. My life is brilliant,

    My love is pure,

    I ate some butter,

    Whipped myself sore

  31. You should share this to James Blunt’s twitter / Insta… Dude is hilarious and I’d love to see his response to this!

  32. Tweet it to James, he’ll love this, he’s quite funny.

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