Does nobody realize how incredibly easy it is to pass a drug test? If Methany and Methanial can manage im not gonna take Musks results with even an atom of salt.
He cant even play his own videogames. I wouldnt be shocked if someone was paid to pee in a cup for him.
And trumps skin tone is natural
Whose pee do you think he used? You know his doge boys ain’t pissing clean.
As authentic as his PoE record.
If that dude is “drug free” then he should be at the Mayo Clinic looking into whatever is causing his insane eye/head rolling in public. A massive tumor could probably explain a lot about his overall behavior
so everyone was clowning on him for bringing the kid as a human shield, but the truth is he just brought him around for clean pee
Dang it must be true! No one with hundreds of billions of dollars could get their hands on clean piss for a test! That stuff is like unobtainium!
Or just straight up pay a doctor to provide a free test.
Or buy an entire drug testing facility… This must definitely be true. He’s drug free!
I bet it was that little X’s piss
Why does he need a drug test weeks after he left the government?
Money can buy you anything.
Lol, just like he’s the top gamer in the world at the hardest video game?
Dr ronny ?
Friendly reminder that outside of weed, most every drug and illicit substance only stays in your system for like 24 hours. If it was a piss test those are extremely easy to game and is essentially meaningless
Surely the richest man in the world doesn’t have the means to fake a drug test, right?
The ones they didn’t test for are the ones he was high on. Bet.
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I can get one of those and I’m poor.
Does nobody realize how incredibly easy it is to pass a drug test? If Methany and Methanial can manage im not gonna take Musks results with even an atom of salt.
He cant even play his own videogames. I wouldnt be shocked if someone was paid to pee in a cup for him.
And trumps skin tone is natural
Whose pee do you think he used? You know his doge boys ain’t pissing clean.
As authentic as his PoE record.
If that dude is “drug free” then he should be at the Mayo Clinic looking into whatever is causing his insane eye/head rolling in public. A massive tumor could probably explain a lot about his overall behavior
so everyone was clowning on him for bringing the kid as a human shield, but the truth is he just brought him around for clean pee
Dang it must be true! No one with hundreds of billions of dollars could get their hands on clean piss for a test! That stuff is like unobtainium!
Or just straight up pay a doctor to provide a free test.
Or buy an entire drug testing facility… This must definitely be true. He’s drug free!
I bet it was that little X’s piss
Why does he need a drug test weeks after he left the government?
Money can buy you anything.
Lol, just like he’s the top gamer in the world at the hardest video game?
Dr ronny ?
Friendly reminder that outside of weed, most every drug and illicit substance only stays in your system for like 24 hours. If it was a piss test those are extremely easy to game and is essentially meaningless
Surely the richest man in the world doesn’t have the means to fake a drug test, right?
The ones they didn’t test for are the ones he was high on. Bet.
Mr El Paso!! The complement to President TACO…
Probably not.
https://preview.redd.it/z1akbsnorh7f1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5620fc742dd9ac004fb17a3fb4ef2fe5890fcc0
Perfect opportunity for this meme, finally!
I’m surprised they even believe in drug tests
Also cybertrucks are flying off the shelf and his weiner looks completely normal…
Dude rigged an election you think he wouldnt falsify a drug test?
Ketamine is out of the system in 3 days.
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