Suspense is the point

Posted by uppity_downer1881

26 comments
  1. Their main mission? Making their boss look good and, if possible, pwning the libs.

  2. What suspense? Think of the something stupid and counterproductive. They’ll do it.

  3. “Let’s see if Team Netanyahu can sell more cupcakes than Team Khamenei”

  4. Now that you put it that way *glugs from the bottle*…fuck it, never mind we donzo.

  5. Trump’s go-to move is to deflect the attention away from his fuck ups. He skedaddled from the G7 because he shit his pants and the other leaders were embarrassed for him. So, yeah, bomb Iran to deflect from that.

  6. …to decide how long the rest of the world gets to live

  7. The topic of every meeting is “how do we exploit this international incident to fill the narcissistic father shaped void in Trumps soul?”

  8. Well that’s another wine tonight. Thankfully I sleep in tomorrow.

  9. Let’s get ready to rumble ………. Shaking my head in shock

  10. And the guy from Road Rules, a dude from Oprah, and the author of Project 2025.

    Only hire the best….

  11. Sec Def will be bringing the drinks. What a clown show.

  12. And we’ll find out what happens next…. After the break!

  13. This reads like the setup to a dystopian reality show we all accidentally subscribed to… and can’t cancel.

  14. Don’t forget that the Secretary of Transportation has his job in part because he was on a MTV “reality” show.

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