Why doesn’t Trump act like a king and lead the charge?
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
I can’t tell what is and isn’t satire anymore.
Does he want to start more wars?
They start playing if the Irani’s don’t surrender
Please be real
Hasn’t the Middle East suffered enough? Dear lord.
Wish this were a real one because it would actually work!
We’ll help out as well and send Coldplay.
Can he please send Imagine Dragons to make peace in the Middle East?
No comedian can compete comedically with this.
He did it, folks. He found a rocker that’s even a bigger joke than Kid Rock.
What? No Lee Greenwood? 🤣
I’ll ask what everybody wants to know, are they going to stay there?
Will they embrace Iran with arms wide open?
Well, that’s just cruel.
Now, now the American government has apologized many times for the band creed…
I’m sure they’ll be welcomed with arms wide open.
If he would also send Ted Nugent and Kid Rock then I would approve of this plan.
Can I start working on a list of other celebrities I recommend sending? Since Bill Cosby is a free man now, let’s start there. I’ll recommend a method of transportation for him later…
Whoopee.
It’s almost unbelievable that the so-called “president” of the United States is such a moron. Sheeeees
wtf lol
Take’em higher, scott
Might be pretty effective. Ever listened to Creed without getting horribly depressed and contemplating your own existence?
We have entered the “whacky dictator” phase. The ICE Gestapo is just going to pick up Creed and load them on a plane
Scott “PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GAWD PLEASE” Stapp because your music sucks so so much
He claims he started and named the ___America First___ movement. Why isn’t he sending the band ___America___ _first_ to the Middle East?
Let the punishment fit the crime.
Wow! They’re sending *the* Scott P. Stapp!
The P stand for “Please”
Next move: Nickelback in Gaza.
To bring THE peace.
Ok, gramps, go to bed.
“Silverchair deployed to the Donbas region of Ukraine to facilitate ceasefire”.
Methinks Steven Miller watches Metalocalypse without understanding its satire.
What?
I have to get higher every time I read his tweets. I mean I feel like I’m locked in my own prison over here. These tweets make me want to be 6 feet from the edge
And the Marlins will soar!
Hold me down!
WTF??
Is that a threat? Against whom?
I just, I just don’t know if this is satire or not. My brain tells me it is, but my heart needs it to be true. I am tired, boss…
I bet they will go with arms wide open and thinking oh shit 6 feet to the edge really is not enough.
The Ogre flatulates
YASSEAH!!
🎶🎶🎶🎶
With arms wide open under the sunlight
Welcome to this place, I’ll show you everything
With arms wide open
With arms wide open
🎶🎶🎶🎶
I’m picturing it the singer belting the words with USA flags and bombs flying all over…
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I’m OK with this plan…
Morale penalty; -10%
So, psychological warfare, eh? Clever girl.
Why doesn’t Trump act like a king and lead the charge?
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
I can’t tell what is and isn’t satire anymore.
Does he want to start more wars?
They start playing if the Irani’s don’t surrender
Please be real
Hasn’t the Middle East suffered enough? Dear lord.
Wish this were a real one because it would actually work!
We’ll help out as well and send Coldplay.
Can he please send Imagine Dragons to make peace in the Middle East?
No comedian can compete comedically with this.
He did it, folks. He found a rocker that’s even a bigger joke than Kid Rock.
What? No Lee Greenwood? 🤣
I’ll ask what everybody wants to know, are they going to stay there?
Will they embrace Iran with arms wide open?
Well, that’s just cruel.
Now, now the American government has apologized many times for the band creed…
I’m sure they’ll be welcomed with arms wide open.
If he would also send Ted Nugent and Kid Rock then I would approve of this plan.
Can I start working on a list of other celebrities I recommend sending? Since Bill Cosby is a free man now, let’s start there. I’ll recommend a method of transportation for him later…
Whoopee.
It’s almost unbelievable that the so-called “president” of the United States is such a moron. Sheeeees
wtf lol
Take’em higher, scott
Might be pretty effective. Ever listened to Creed without getting horribly depressed and contemplating your own existence?
With Bombs Wide Open?
Stapp the fighting guys
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We have entered the “whacky dictator” phase. The ICE Gestapo is just going to pick up Creed and load them on a plane
Scott “PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GAWD PLEASE” Stapp because your music sucks so so much
He claims he started and named the ___America First___ movement. Why isn’t he sending the band ___America___ _first_ to the Middle East?
Let the punishment fit the crime.
Wow! They’re sending *the* Scott P. Stapp!
The P stand for “Please”
Next move: Nickelback in Gaza.
To bring THE peace.
Ok, gramps, go to bed.
“Silverchair deployed to the Donbas region of Ukraine to facilitate ceasefire”.
Methinks Steven Miller watches Metalocalypse without understanding its satire.
What?
I have to get higher every time I read his tweets. I mean I feel like I’m locked in my own prison over here. These tweets make me want to be 6 feet from the edge
And the Marlins will soar!
Hold me down!
WTF??
Is that a threat? Against whom?
I just, I just don’t know if this is satire or not. My brain tells me it is, but my heart needs it to be true. I am tired, boss…
I bet they will go with arms wide open and thinking oh shit 6 feet to the edge really is not enough.
The Ogre flatulates
YASSEAH!!
🎶🎶🎶🎶
With arms wide open under the sunlight
Welcome to this place, I’ll show you everything
With arms wide open
With arms wide open
🎶🎶🎶🎶
I’m picturing it the singer belting the words with USA flags and bombs flying all over…
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