A VERY STABLE GENIUS EXPLAINS URANIUM…

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  1. Who needs the Comedy Network when you can tune in to any news outlet that is covering the latest verbal diarrhea from the TACO?

  2. Imagine. This ignoramus is in charge of the largest nuclear arsenal on the planet.

  3. I don’t know if he really said that quote, but if he did, you just know about 5 minutes before he said it he was in a room with a bunch of people that were explaining what a nuclear bomb is and what it’s made of.

    Like it was the first time he heard any of it. He’s mansplaining at a 5th grade level. Someone should ask him what his favorite dinosaur is.

    Goldfish brain TACO

  4. “Donald Trump has less brains than JFK did after his trip to Texas”

    -Michelle Wolf

  5. He’s neither stable nor a genius. He’s a mentally ill ignoramus. Very effective conman, though.

  6. I told a girl about uranium. Told her that me and Musk are going to explore Uranus. That’s where uranium comes from. Rings come from Saturn. Like wedding rings and mood rings. Netanyahu’s thingy comes from Jupiter. It’s a magnificent thingy.

  7. Oh he’s got a big brain, it’s just smooth and full of water

  8. The oligarch media does a masterful job of sane washing his incoherence

    I consider it the patriotic duty of every American to watch a full 1hr+ press conference, ideally several, of him speaking unedited.

    The bootlicker cabinet will let the naked emperor dance while they steal everything not nailed down. 

  9. Watch the video because when he says it, he speaks like he is talking down to everyone, despite having a child’s understanding of it.

    He’s so painfully fucking stupid that he really believes that everyone else must be too.

  10. See, not _everything_ is computer.

    To those who find this excerpt orgasmically profound, let us show due respect.

  11. The funny part is, it’s not really all that hard to understand fission. It’s taught in high school physics.

  12. Don’t forget, also a stable genius who hires all the best people! I know and you know it, too.

  13. He does have the best words. We use the same words.

    He just uses them all wrong.

  14. He might have a big brain, but it’s made of pudding.

  15. Trump has two brain cells and both are fighting for third place

  16. Slow down there, I’m still trying to get my head around groceries.

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