Edit: it is officiated by the official loch ness monster sighting registry. Who knew
no
Tourism down?
Just before the summer holidays, eh? Shock.
Looks real to me
What most people forget is that a population of animals in limited space evolves to be smaller over time. After millions of years in the loch, Nessies are only the size of a turkey, as can clearly be seen in the Surgeon’s Photo.
Coincidentally, every time someone claims to have footage of a cryptid, it’s always in very low resolution. *Really makes you think*
The monster officially asked for tree fiddy
Every time there’s a photo, it’s always fuzzy or so far away to see clearly.
“The Loch Ness Monster goes by female pronouns and is referred to as “she”
Announce new tourism tax: hmmm how do we attract more tourists?
It was just a big jobbie
So this is the official Loch Ness Monster and not Temu Nessie?
I have to say, the monster is extremely good at disguising itself as a seal.
If anyone believes there’s some sort of monster/beastie type of thingy swimming about in that big puddle, then they need their head renovated!
Just in time fir the tourist’s, good Sneek.
I don’t know anything about zoology, biology, geology, geography, marine biology, cryptozoology, evolutionary theory, evolutionary biology, meteorology, limnology, history, herpetology, palaeontology or archaeology but I think; what if a dinosaur had got in the lake
Must mean the big Haggis swarm is coming.
A man can’t have a casual swim to cool down without getting reported as a monster!
If it’s sighted within 5 mins of a thistle whistle being blown it is official
Nothing like a bit of light hearted fun ie Loch Ness Monster and the headlines in the report is about real monsters!
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What makes a sighting official?
Edit: it is officiated by the official loch ness monster sighting registry. Who knew
no
Tourism down?
Just before the summer holidays, eh? Shock.
Looks real to me
What most people forget is that a population of animals in limited space evolves to be smaller over time. After millions of years in the loch, Nessies are only the size of a turkey, as can clearly be seen in the Surgeon’s Photo.
Coincidentally, every time someone claims to have footage of a cryptid, it’s always in very low resolution. *Really makes you think*
The monster officially asked for tree fiddy
Every time there’s a photo, it’s always fuzzy or so far away to see clearly.
“The Loch Ness Monster goes by female pronouns and is referred to as “she”
Now I’ve got this stuck in my head. Argh!
https://youtu.be/xaCzbqdFS24?si=rMZUTU6cr1-8pQzl
Announce new tourism tax: hmmm how do we attract more tourists?
It was just a big jobbie
So this is the official Loch Ness Monster and not Temu Nessie?
I have to say, the monster is extremely good at disguising itself as a seal.
If anyone believes there’s some sort of monster/beastie type of thingy swimming about in that big puddle, then they need their head renovated!
Just in time fir the tourist’s, good Sneek.
I don’t know anything about zoology, biology, geology, geography, marine biology, cryptozoology, evolutionary theory, evolutionary biology, meteorology, limnology, history, herpetology, palaeontology or archaeology but I think; what if a dinosaur had got in the lake
Must mean the big Haggis swarm is coming.
A man can’t have a casual swim to cool down without getting reported as a monster!
If it’s sighted within 5 mins of a thistle whistle being blown it is official
Nothing like a bit of light hearted fun ie Loch Ness Monster and the headlines in the report is about real monsters!
Donald Trump dementia fears erupt as mysterious lump spotted in his pants
Iran says next move ‘will be remembered for centuries’ in chilling warning
Note: Not saying Nessie doesn’t exist.
Pish
that looks pretty legit to me
Has it, aye?
https://i.redd.it/5v4cbbmj5e8f1.gif
i don’t know what this is but Jay says it’s a phucking big sea turtle
Yeah I wondered when we’d start getting this.
Paranormal ‘sightings’ have been on the up too in the last year or so.
Nothing to do with AI photo editing, of course.
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