Courtesy @mrsputin

Posted by Getatbay

48 comments

  2. I laughed because the terrorist has no human feelings. “Distraught” ain’t gonna work.

  3. Anyone else think he’s starting to look like Justin Trudeau?

  4. He woulda led a daring commando raid into Iran in the dead of night, but…

  5. The Trump equivalent of “I can’t serve in the military.” Like father, like son.

  6. Don DeTraytor!! Whit House Correspondent! That’s made me laugh!

  7. Charles, William and Harry all served in the service of their country, but over in ‘Merica we don’t have a king or monarchy. 

  8. Against all odds….it turns out that both of his brothers have them too. All within the last few hours.

  10. Taco just put a target on the backs of his entire family. Thoughts and prayers.

  11. You had an opportunity to use “faux” news and you missed it

  12. Is there a Go Fund Me for his care and treatment? Or , are we just donating to research for a cure?

  13. Let’s hope he avoided the megalomaniac world-destroyer trait.

  14. the trump dynasty has a 150 year history of avoiding military service, while advocating and directly inflicting war . . .

  16. In all seriousness though, if we deploy troops and Trump’s age appropriate son *doesn’t* enlist, I feel like it’s going to come as a shock to Trump supporters that this family doesn’t actually want to “fight, fight, fight” for our country.

    Otherwise they’d have to confront the fact that sending our kids to fight and die in wars is actually beneath our political elite, and it’s just another job for “the poors” to take on.

  21. His children have been told they will be written out of the will if they serve in the military

  24. I heard it’s contagious to your closest family members as well.

  26. I’m sure that Dr. Ronny Jackson will provide a note.

  27. Don’t worry. He won’t be deployed, due to his hereditary tiny-hand syndrome and the inability to hold a weapon properly.

  29. Surely the resident could have them removed with all the money he’s made since being in office. Let that patriot serve in his daddy’s attempt at WWIII!

  35. He can’t strap up for ww3 to redeem his daddy’s bone spur honor 😬

  36. It’s more like, ” Trump elated that his son Barron was diagnosed with hereditary draft dodging bone spurs.”

  37. I wonder if he also inherited ‘flaccid mushroom dick’ disease too.

  38. You dont have to worry about this kid taking over, he is on the autism spectrum.

  40. all that money and influence and he still dresses like a chode from the midwest.

  42. Perfect timing for the war like his dad. Fuck Trump

  43. Only thing Barron will have to worry about getting shot down by is Caitlin Clark.

  45. His ass should be on the front line when they send in troops to Iran.

  46. *Why don’t presidents fight the war? Why do they always send the poor?* – System Of A Down

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