We’re all eating dick tonight.

by PointFirm6919

44 comments
  1. >Hey Iran, try not to get bombed again, ok? That was pretty irresponsible of you.

  2. We should stay out of it and focus on the real threat: Belgium!

    They are now only 376 years away from developing a nuclear bomb.

  3. iran when germany france and britain use strong words of condemnation :

    ![gif](giphy|vMmnJti6wQPDy)

  4. Israel’s attempt to distract from a genocide in Gaza with an illegal and unjustified attack in Iran may well bring us all to world war three but somehow it’s still being lapped up by our governments and it’s antisemitic to say fuck Israel.

  5. Iran were in negotiations, that was until Israel bombed the Iranian negotiators to death. #diplomacy

  6. UK – Helps the US depose the democratic Iranian government to ensure that BP can keep exploiting oil fields thus leading to the rise of the hardline regime.

    Also UK – Oh my god why would Iran be like this.

  7. Its like when you hit your sibling an then quickly call for a truce to avoid retaliation.
    Never worked for me 🙁

  8. US slaps Iran on the face

    UK, France and Germany: “don’t get up please, just one more slap and they’re done.”

  9. Europeans countries(including the UK and France) need to realise we are all Belgiums on the world stage and should stop making these statements like anyone is listening, especially when it’s just simping the US and Isreal.

  10. You can dislike Israel and still acknowledge that Iran has actively sought to destroy it since the revolution in 1979 and does so by funding a slew of proxies across the Middle East while calling for the end of the “Zionist entity”. Ironically, they were allies before it.

    Iran is not remotely innocent in this conflict, and saying that isn’t supporting the Israeli government. It’s truly incredible that people struggle with recognising that neither side is often morally justified or OK and will revise history to rationalise their perspective.

  11. WTF is all the simping for Iran in here?

    Iranian leadership has repeatedly stated their belief that Israel should be “wiped off the map”.

    Of course Israel is going to preempt Iran – a theocratic dictatorship – before they have the actual means to follow through on what they believe is their god given duty.

  12. there was negotiations, Israel blew them up with their “preemptive bombing” in self-defence

  13. To be fair, I’m all for them saying “can you please not WW3 right now?”

  14. watch how the next american administration is going to tell us that we should have challanged them more before going into iraq… iran i mean!

  15. Eating dick? I thought they would be ass since they take us as a bunch of asses

  16. A nuclear armed Belgium simply isn’t acceptable.

  17. Iran can you please stop being bullied by the braindead american carott ? you are really not helpful Iran !

  18. Where is the sanction toward isreal and the US when are we seizing yatchs and manors ?

  19. Lmao this photo could be in history books : “The leaders of Germany, France and the UK thinking they managed to save the situation”

  20. *EU grabs Iran’s hand*

    EU: “Iran, stop hitting yourself”

  21. And yet again, Europe sucks the US’s dick while gently fondling it’s ballsack. When will we learn?

  22. 1) Israel bombs Palestine and Iran

    2) Iran bombs Israel

    3) USA bombs Iran

    4) UK, Germany and France: “Iran, cease!”

  23. Keep your expectations low, and you’ll never be disappointed! 😊

  24. Iran, how dare you hit Israel’s missiles with your buildings! Calm down!

  25. As a German I feel the need to apologise for my cuck of a Chancellor 🥀

  26. ![gif](giphy|jcf9hKIM07Gve)

    Imperialist has beens. Reek, my name is reek.

  27. Well we know they have Epstein videos of Trump but what about these 3 musketeers?

Comments are closed.