Says he was threatened with 5 years jailtime if he didn’t unlock his phone.
No way!
Proud to be his countryman 🫡
Helt texas
The US is a dictatorship now.
Honestly, there’s no good reason to come to this country in the first place (except if you have family here already). If I were able to go to Norway or Denmark and could viably stay there, I would never come back to the States.
Vance’s egghead-lookin’-ass boulder on two shoulders is giving me the same vibe as a white van candy sharer gives when you tell them your parents aren’t home
Freedom of speech ladies and gentlemen
I don’t understand why he would want to visit that shitehole in the first place tbh
Amazing!
Picture the equivilent of this 50 years ago, it’s like being picked up by ICE for carrying a newspaper with a caricature of Nelson Rockefeller.
This is so fucked.
Haha, jeg har forsonet meg med at jeg ikke kommer inn i USA igjen i min tidsalder. Om så Trump-administrasjonen skulle få full revolusjon mot seg ila neste 10 åra så vil så mye fornuft være dypt gravlagt i lovverket av jeg hadde nok havnet 4 uker i fengsel med påfølgende 50 000 i advokatutgifter bare for å komme hjem igjen. Og ja, jeg har ikke sagt så mye annet enn å skjelt ut Trump og gitt de farlige sisialistiske holdningene, men de syns det er skummelt og hadde sikkert kalt meg en “terrorist”
Do they check your phone when you enter the US? WTF
That picture of JDV tho 💀
Take a burner phone if you’re going to visit fascist countries
The comment section on Daily Mail is crazy. It’s taken over by americans who don’t belive him.
I don’t care. I support my fellow Norwegian citizen in this matter regardless.
What does based mean in this context?
Thank god they didn’t check my phone for the memes I made with this image and turned him into a buttplug.
They banned vanceposting. 1984
So, not the actor?
We can’t risk the piglet Vance having a meltdown.
The Trump regime is beyond pathetic.
Consider using pre clearance facilities in Dublin or Dubai before going to US if you must go
Hear hear my fellow Norwegians!
He looks like a deranged (more deranged?) Teletubby.
Last time I travelled to the US, a Swedish and a Norwegian plane arrived at the same time. We all stood in a line, very politely, for 2 hours without any movement whatsoever. Finally ended up at the customs check, and got through the questions, like “where are you staying. What do you want with your life. What is the meaning of our existence”, and things like that.. And they singled out the most laughably innocent looking Swedish girl and had her pour her entire suitcase out and wave her clothes around for.. I don’t know.. 15 minutes? She probably didn’t have a good answer to “is two plus two 5?” or something like that. Basically, her reaction was, from the moment they pulled her out of the line, to laugh at the whole thing. And she was still laughing, just less jovially, when she had scrubbed the inside of the suitcase, and – I swear I’m not joking here – holding the suitcase over her head and shaking it. Which.. I can only assume they had instructed her to do.
This was done in full view of the baggage claim circuit in the arrival hall, and they didn’t even help her fold her clothes back in the suitcase, or even wait until she was done. They just fucked off, leaving her there.
Imagine – just imagine – if we had done this in Norway or Sweden to an American citizen. Would the king have been assassinated in response? The prime minister abducted and sent to a black site? One of our oil-refineries would have been blown up? Would a nice promenad-lane through a park be blockaded and the US embassy moved over it?
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😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol how come that bowling ball looks so funny
JD actually looks better that way.
Solid name as well. Absolutely based kid.
This is perfect.
One can laugh about this, but next time im going to the US I’m definitely bringing only a dumb phone.
Great pic!
Mads lad
Since OP couldn’t be bothered: [https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14842359/Norwegian-tourist-21-barred-entering-US-ICE-guards-meme.html](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14842359/Norwegian-tourist-21-barred-entering-US-ICE-guards-meme.html)
Says he was threatened with 5 years jailtime if he didn’t unlock his phone.
No way!
Proud to be his countryman 🫡
Helt texas
The US is a dictatorship now.
Honestly, there’s no good reason to come to this country in the first place (except if you have family here already). If I were able to go to Norway or Denmark and could viably stay there, I would never come back to the States.
Vance’s egghead-lookin’-ass boulder on two shoulders is giving me the same vibe as a white van candy sharer gives when you tell them your parents aren’t home
Freedom of speech ladies and gentlemen
I don’t understand why he would want to visit that shitehole in the first place tbh
Amazing!
Picture the equivilent of this 50 years ago, it’s like being picked up by ICE for carrying a newspaper with a caricature of Nelson Rockefeller.
This is so fucked.
Haha, jeg har forsonet meg med at jeg ikke kommer inn i USA igjen i min tidsalder. Om så Trump-administrasjonen skulle få full revolusjon mot seg ila neste 10 åra så vil så mye fornuft være dypt gravlagt i lovverket av jeg hadde nok havnet 4 uker i fengsel med påfølgende 50 000 i advokatutgifter bare for å komme hjem igjen. Og ja, jeg har ikke sagt så mye annet enn å skjelt ut Trump og gitt de farlige sisialistiske holdningene, men de syns det er skummelt og hadde sikkert kalt meg en “terrorist”
Do they check your phone when you enter the US? WTF
That picture of JDV tho 💀
Take a burner phone if you’re going to visit fascist countries
The comment section on Daily Mail is crazy. It’s taken over by americans who don’t belive him.
I don’t care. I support my fellow Norwegian citizen in this matter regardless.
What does based mean in this context?
Thank god they didn’t check my phone for the memes I made with this image and turned him into a buttplug.
They banned vanceposting. 1984
So, not the actor?
We can’t risk the piglet Vance having a meltdown.
The Trump regime is beyond pathetic.
Consider using pre clearance facilities in Dublin or Dubai before going to US if you must go
Hear hear my fellow Norwegians!
He looks like a deranged (more deranged?) Teletubby.
Last time I travelled to the US, a Swedish and a Norwegian plane arrived at the same time. We all stood in a line, very politely, for 2 hours without any movement whatsoever. Finally ended up at the customs check, and got through the questions, like “where are you staying. What do you want with your life. What is the meaning of our existence”, and things like that.. And they singled out the most laughably innocent looking Swedish girl and had her pour her entire suitcase out and wave her clothes around for.. I don’t know.. 15 minutes? She probably didn’t have a good answer to “is two plus two 5?” or something like that. Basically, her reaction was, from the moment they pulled her out of the line, to laugh at the whole thing. And she was still laughing, just less jovially, when she had scrubbed the inside of the suitcase, and – I swear I’m not joking here – holding the suitcase over her head and shaking it. Which.. I can only assume they had instructed her to do.
This was done in full view of the baggage claim circuit in the arrival hall, and they didn’t even help her fold her clothes back in the suitcase, or even wait until she was done. They just fucked off, leaving her there.
Imagine – just imagine – if we had done this in Norway or Sweden to an American citizen. Would the king have been assassinated in response? The prime minister abducted and sent to a black site? One of our oil-refineries would have been blown up? Would a nice promenad-lane through a park be blockaded and the US embassy moved over it?
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