Britain and France are doing more for European security than the whole of the EU combined, we’re the only ones constantly dealing with problems outside of Europe to stop them reaching Europe. If Germany want to be the leaders of Europe then they need to start leading and going on unpopular deployments.
Gott Strafe England
Its true. Germany has always had a much stronger army than Britain, and always should have – if they are to be trusted.
Britain must however, have the strongest navy by far – it should be stronger than any two European countries navies put together at least – and that is where we are failing never mind the bloody army – its only a projectile to be fired by the navy.
Fridricus Merz, unser Kanzler und Herr,
Der rief seine Soldaten allesamt ins Gewehr;
Zweihundert Batallions und an die tausend Schwadronen,
Und jeder Grenadier kriegt schzig Patronen.
Not setting the bar too high then fella.
Ah shit. Here we go again.
Why though ? Like why us specifically ? Just build up your army and stop trying to out do someone that’s supposed to be your ally.
jawohl mein kommandant!
“Viel Geld, viel Ehr.”
Now is a decent time to even attempt to build a stronger navy than Britain.
Having a stronger army isn’t a problem to Barry. It is trying to have a bigger navy is where he draws the line.
Forget Britain. Check cousin France and nephew Poland. Nice boobs, still singles, one knows how to cook the other makes great alcohol… Just saying….
None of them should have armies
Pretty sure that quote was made up, I don’t super remember but I think he said they need the best in Europe or something, not to specifically beat Britain. But telegraph gonna telegraph
Edit: This is what he actually said. You can still argue with that and all, but this telegraph headline is super misleading imo
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Britain and France are doing more for European security than the whole of the EU combined, we’re the only ones constantly dealing with problems outside of Europe to stop them reaching Europe. If Germany want to be the leaders of Europe then they need to start leading and going on unpopular deployments.
Gott Strafe England
Its true. Germany has always had a much stronger army than Britain, and always should have – if they are to be trusted.
Britain must however, have the strongest navy by far – it should be stronger than any two European countries navies put together at least – and that is where we are failing never mind the bloody army – its only a projectile to be fired by the navy.
Fridricus Merz, unser Kanzler und Herr,
Der rief seine Soldaten allesamt ins Gewehr;
Zweihundert Batallions und an die tausend Schwadronen,
Und jeder Grenadier kriegt schzig Patronen.
Not setting the bar too high then fella.
Ah shit. Here we go again.
Why though ? Like why us specifically ? Just build up your army and stop trying to out do someone that’s supposed to be your ally.
jawohl mein kommandant!
“Viel Geld, viel Ehr.”
Now is a decent time to even attempt to build a stronger navy than Britain.
Having a stronger army isn’t a problem to Barry. It is trying to have a bigger navy is where he draws the line.
Forget Britain. Check cousin France and nephew Poland. Nice boobs, still singles, one knows how to cook the other makes great alcohol… Just saying….
None of them should have armies
Pretty sure that quote was made up, I don’t super remember but I think he said they need the best in Europe or something, not to specifically beat Britain. But telegraph gonna telegraph
Edit: This is what he actually said. You can still argue with that and all, but this telegraph headline is super misleading imo
https://www.newsweek.com/merz-germany-will-build-strongest-conventional-army-europe-2072112
Third times the charm eh?
Germany can’t even be trusted to not give NATO intelligence straight to Russia. Accidentally of course 🤔
Yes!!! HERE WE GO BOYS!!! A good old-fashioned arms race!
Yes!!! HERE WE GO BOYS!!! A good old-fashioned arms race!
Chill guys, Fotzenfritz just does German Brainrot, killing it.
Hey, need an ally? Just ask!
Just fucking resurrect Bismark already
what alcoholic drink will be taxed now ?
To be fair the biggest challenge here would be having enough useless admirals.
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REMEMBER WHO YOU AAAAAAAAAAREEEEE
Hans be like:
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We should have the „Schaumweinsteuer“ back to build a royal fleet!
Oh, we still have this… so where is my royal fleet, Mr. Merz?
Now Say it in German!
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