Nothing but praise for our beautiful country and spectacular people. How come he always shits on the rest of Europe but not us?

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1. As finishing touch, God created the Dutch.

2. He himself probably had a culture shock that one can drive from city to city without potholes on the entire trip.

3. >*Our breakfast (…) was great!*

   Even the mostest powerful man on the planet agrees that our morning cuisine is top notch.

4. If he praises your country’s leadership, you’re cooked.

5. Orange meets Orange

6. Being praised by him means you’re doing something terribly wrong.

7. and wait until he praises the quality of your blowjobs, personified by Rutte…

8. He just got a blow job from teflon Mark, that’s why.

9. > How come he always shits on the rest of Europe but not us?

   No idea. Like any sane European (so apparently unlike the Dutch) I’m not listening to him.

10. *frantically searching for a royal family because the most powerful man in the world clearly has a fetish for this kind of kitsch*

11. Presbyterian-Calvinist ties.

12. Because you have a red light district full of Eastern European women?

13. Dutch MDMA strikes again.

14. https://youtu.be/ELD2AwFN9Nc?si=nsYk3RY5sdHNm30t

    We are the global number 2 after all. Just look at our World Cup History💪😎🇳🇱🧡

15. He likes us because we drained the swamp.

16. Netherlands second

17. Most praises per capita

18. He is writing like I was writing when I was in primary school

19. Rutte buttering him up is working like a charm.

20. Because unlike the rest of Europe we have a trade deficit with the USA instead of the other way round. So of course he likes us, I wouldn’t expect any different.

    Now work on flipping that

21. bro went to a coffee shop

22. Most bootlickers per capita

23. Hilarious how easily he’s impressed by kings.

24. It’s because you invented capitalism.

25. And the media said that last nights dinner was “Dutch cuisine”. Our protest is small but deadly.

26. Because our leaders dance him to the pipes.

27. Its funny to see how trump suddenly loves the Europeans after having to deal with middle east for a few weeks.

28. Surely they sent him a Tikkie for his share of breakfast?

29. Rütte is deepthroating him with such passion, that he can only praise the country that have birth to him.

30. We best frens now, u lot jelly?

31. Ow he does technically, whenever he goes to a country where he is treated with undeserved respect he will be all happy and praise the people until Europe as an entity does something and then all of Europe is bad and every country is.

32. I don’t think he knows that the Netherlands is in Europe

33. https://preview.redd.it/37gytpwan19f1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b35fcef6c73c20e4483f0fc1a8d2ddd9c186036b

    This is probably what their evening looked like

34. Because Rutte has been fellating him 24/7 recently.

35. you’re orange and weird too

36. He tweets like a new grad posts on LinkedIn after getting their first job. Christ alive it’s embarrassing.

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