My fiancée and I are always trying to outdo each other with the largest fruit & veg from the supermarket. This is today’s offering. I’m winning.

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1. The jokes write themselves.

2. Remember to leave it out of the fridge for a while first

3. My man’s putting himself out of a job and doesn’t even realise it 😔

4. Your fiancée’s an idiot…a bottle of cola isn’t veg.

5. Saying it’s that big is a bit of a stretch… 🤔

6. I am reminded of the end of Requiem For a Dream

7. I am sure you will out-do each other at some point.

8. https://preview.redd.it/hy17i78uo49f1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3a58c1903ddc412d5de1c648e66e71c103e8dd8

9. Dont think their cola counts as fruit and veg to be honest

10. You’re both winning with this one

11. I think she’ll be the winner tonight.

12. Fun fact, did you know you can eat cucumbers as well..

13. Can I borrow that after you?

14. Go for daikon (white radish) and you’ll always win.

15. I don’t think either of you are winning if you’re drinking Sainsburys own brand coke

    ^(edit: I am so sorry that sounded so mean I hope you enjoy your shitty cola) 😭

16. I loved that guy in 28 Years Later!

17. You brung it, you bung it. 

18. Yeah but now you’ve let her use a bigger one, she’ll never be able to go back to the normal size…

19. I think she’s technically winning tonight

20. I should call him…

21. Genius from her.

    ‘Ha ha look at the size of this cucumber I bet you couldnt find bigger, could you?’

22. Sainsbury’s cola, what’s going on?

23. No, I cannot do better, but then again, I doubt many men are larger than a cola bottle.

24. No GM foods here! No sir!

25. Cola’s a cucumber

26. Cola bottle wins on girth though 😋

27. Where’s the banana to scale?

28. And later she’ll appreciate your purchase in its full size.

29. Kenneth?

30. Sainsbury’s large cucumbers are indeed fucking massive…

31. You find it hard to keep that a surprise

32. Your small hands make it look so big

33. Slice it lengthwise and make a floppy cucumber sandwich of superiority.

34. Ooh err missus

35. https://preview.redd.it/llwlezecw49f1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9024179ffb5a0779373f53ecd3b078548007d7b

36. I can’t tell what size any of this is without a banana for scale.

    Is that a tiny hand a small bottle of cola? Guess I’ll never know.

37. No, no I cannot do better than this

38. Trust me when I say this. You need to go to the Turkish/Russian/Asian markets. 

    I went to a Russian market shop while I lived in Germany, got an onion the size of my husbands head. It was GINORMOUS. I bought it for 65c, and diced the whole thing, it took up the top drawer of the freezer in tupperware. 

    Sweet potatoes size of my forearm. Seriously, youll outdo your wife!

39. Ha ha! That cucumber looks like a small penis!

40. Size isn’t everything, darling…

41. Great choice of beverage

42. Try a farmers market if you have one near, always better.

43. What Sainsburys? I love Sainsburys. Mine has a travellator.

44. That’s such a cute game. One of the best things about being in a couple is the stupid games you play together.

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