After two days at Glastonbury: “I’m at Glassss… Galsun…. I’m at a festival…”
Glaston – Bury, part of Greater Manchester.
Glaston-cheesecake vs Glaston-raspberry?
No its Pilton
Have you ever encountered a simpleton who pronounces ‘brie’ so that it rhymes with ‘spy’? This guide would be lost on them.
I met one once nearly 20 years ago and I still can’t help wondering what other things he gets wrong.
I’ve just discovered I’m American.
Glatsoncamembert got it.
Brie St Edmunds?
Brits could use either pronunciation depending on person, region, etc.
Took a sec. Very good.
Glastoncheesewedge and Glastonraspberry!
Glaston-breh The North
Or if you’re regional then you’ll still call it Pilton, because that’s where it is.
It winds me up when TV and Radio presenters shout “We’re in Glastonbury!”. No, you’re not.
Like that movie Bried where a soldier gets bried alive in Afghanistan and he tries to give his location to the US army, but fails and ultimately gets bried
Heard Trevor Noah make this exact joke at his show the other day.
Cheese not fruit!
I always thought it was ‘bury’ as in ‘bury the lede’
Glastonrapsberry.
Chiiissee khaekhe
I thought it was officially called Glasto now
Glaston M&S English Brie
Pronounced ‘OK yah’ or ‘Tristan forgot the Pimms’.
Raspberries aren’t berries though …?
So the American description would be “Glastondroopsack”
Sooooo
🇬🇧 = Glastontallegio…?
🇺🇸 = Glastondroopsack….?
Glaston-beret (the hat)
Maybe I pronounce brie differently but “glaston-brie” sounds childish
Now do Edinburgh
Glastonraspberry, I’m with you.
Did you also go to Trevor Noah last night?
Glastoncheese, not Glastonfruit. Wow, have I been saying it wrong.
Glaston Bree.
naw, Is it fuck
People in the UK say Glaston-burry/berry/brae even the English
Source listen to any advertisement for it or ask a person who is there from our land what it’s called and you will be shocked, but not really because this is bait
Locals call it Glasto. And boomers call it Pilton
More of a glaston-🪦in Scotland
🔪✂️👹 – Zoë Ball today.
She must’ve been to the rock-gargling tent because you get healthier vocal cords in morgues.
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After two days at Glastonbury: “I’m at Glassss… Galsun…. I’m at a festival…”
Glaston – Bury, part of Greater Manchester.
Glaston-cheesecake vs Glaston-raspberry?
No its Pilton
Have you ever encountered a simpleton who pronounces ‘brie’ so that it rhymes with ‘spy’? This guide would be lost on them.
I met one once nearly 20 years ago and I still can’t help wondering what other things he gets wrong.
I’ve just discovered I’m American.
Glatsoncamembert got it.
Brie St Edmunds?
Brits could use either pronunciation depending on person, region, etc.
Took a sec. Very good.
Glastoncheesewedge and Glastonraspberry!
Glaston-breh The North
Or if you’re regional then you’ll still call it Pilton, because that’s where it is.
It winds me up when TV and Radio presenters shout “We’re in Glastonbury!”. No, you’re not.
Like that movie Bried where a soldier gets bried alive in Afghanistan and he tries to give his location to the US army, but fails and ultimately gets bried
Heard Trevor Noah make this exact joke at his show the other day.
Cheese not fruit!
I always thought it was ‘bury’ as in ‘bury the lede’
Glastonrapsberry.
Chiiissee khaekhe
I thought it was officially called Glasto now
Glaston M&S English Brie
Pronounced ‘OK yah’ or ‘Tristan forgot the Pimms’.
Raspberries aren’t berries though …?
So the American description would be “Glastondroopsack”
Sooooo
🇬🇧 = Glastontallegio…?
🇺🇸 = Glastondroopsack….?
Glaston-beret (the hat)
Maybe I pronounce brie differently but “glaston-brie” sounds childish
Now do Edinburgh
Glastonraspberry, I’m with you.
Did you also go to Trevor Noah last night?
Glastoncheese, not Glastonfruit. Wow, have I been saying it wrong.
Glaston Bree.
naw, Is it fuck
People in the UK say Glaston-burry/berry/brae even the English
Source listen to any advertisement for it or ask a person who is there from our land what it’s called and you will be shocked, but not really because this is bait
Locals call it Glasto. And boomers call it Pilton
More of a glaston-🪦in Scotland
🔪✂️👹 – Zoë Ball today.
She must’ve been to the rock-gargling tent because you get healthier vocal cords in morgues.
International Glaston over here
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