Please, I need help. I just moved to Berlin and my monthly expenses are too high. Can you please advise?

by unknown-one

25 comments

  2. You’re eating out far too often, trying cooking more of your favourite meals at home to cut costs.

  3. Cut down the restaurant expenses – they are way too high; also make gay porn to support your addiction. Maybe you can trade your gay porn with other creators so you save some money – for further tips you might consider speaking to a Greek person you trust

  4. Transport? I thought gay sex just rocked up at your front door

  5. You dont need to cut expenses, you just need to start working in gay porn industry

  6. WTF, that’s disgusting you freak, control yourself.

    You eat out too often. Learn to cook.

    The rest seems normal for the Berlin experience.

  11. Ah, obvious that you spent too much on protein intake.

  12. Buy a bicycle

    Edit: oh, sorry, it’s Berlin. Steal a bicycle

  13. you eat too much, you can cut down on restaurants,groceries and since less food, you will spend less on transport as well, win win win, and you can spend little bit more on other hobby then as well 😀

  14. Those are some outrageous expenses. If you want to cut down on the sexual gluttony in Berlin, avoid the small hatters museums. But whatever you do, don’t burn the material, because that’s *literally* genocide.

  16. Once again, an economic crisis entirely due to the stupid sexy Stavros. If only GUNS would learn how to resist our PIGS-y homoerotic charms…

  17. You should get a bike. There’s no way you should be paying that much if you live in the city.

    You should maybe get a loan too, so you can spend more on the gay porn. You should be really close to the point where it reverses and starts showing a profit.

  19. Cut out all transportation you live in Berlin. You can walk🚶‍♂️(don’tforget the self-defense knife🔪). You can also easily cut out all grocerie and restaurant costs by simply dumpster diving🗑🥖(sometimes you’ll get yummy rodent corpses to go🤤🐀). The rest are all obviously necessary expenses. As such, you can’t do much there😔. I hope this was helpful and good luck😊.

  20. 311 euro for groceries? Are you buying caviars every week

  23. I would cut back a bit on restaurants, groceries and transports, those are not very important

  24. Move out of Berlin. It will improve Everything and lower your Gay Porn consumption. And if this is not a Joke then please consult a Doctor. 

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