Didn’t they get a trade deal with the UK? Only 89 to go!
In two weeks we’re gonna have the greatest no one’s ever seen deals this these deals are gonna be great, we’re gonna see amazing deals with Narnia, and Gondor has been calling us all week they say “sir” they like to call me sir they say “sir, thank you so much, we were really hurting until you made these trade deals”
Pouting at Canada and stamping his little feet should move that negotiation.
“They’re kissing my ass”
– Trump
You misunderstood! They were talking about insider trading, they are probably way ahead of their goal.
They’ll blame the other guy
Didn’t we already settle several deals for reduced tariffs in other countries and sign some trade agreements with others? Like I know China already dropped theirs from the 21% it was during the Biden admin down to 10%. And India reduced theirs as well, Vietnam got rid of them completely, etc.
I don’t know how many total new deals have been struck but I know it’s not zero.
Huh? He put tariffs on everyone. That’s a deal!
/s for the slowflakes.
Is it really only day 80?
I’m lazy. Can someone link me to where they promised this?
Only one miracle I want to see and it aint about no trade deal.
One day some of you might realise that what comes out of Trump’s 3rd grade mouth will never reflect reality, only a narrative.
He is a stupid, nasty man for stupid nasty people.
He never promised that. Sure, he said the words and you can directly quote him on probably multiple sources, but that’s not what he meant.
“Insane number of something happening” means either not at all or very little. “Other people are doing this thing, that makes them evil” means I’m doing this but I want you to support me so I can do it more and prevent anyone from stopping me. “Our GDP is less than zero” just means there’s a political and financial crisis but who cares about those complicated words like GDP nobody even knows what they mean just trust me bro it’s broken and I’ll fix it if you do whatever I say.
Does it count as a new deal every time he flip flops?
on Wikipedia it says he’s got a master’s in economics, his father obviously bought it and gave trump as a participation medal
The art of the grift. trump is the grandmaster. His apprentices are learning fast too.
>Is a miracle going to happen in these ten days?!
Of course not, it is more about distraction than reality.
Once he has his bill through he might start to tell the truth a bit more but you will like that even less than the lying.
“No one knew trade deals were so hard to do”
I just can’t help but cringe even more at a Harris administration handling of foreign policy
Nobody likes the dimwitted bully, especially other countries.
Taco 🌮
Between the UK deal and whatever “shart” means, it sounds like they’re creatively redefining success here. Maybe the real miracle is how they keep spinning these small wins as massive victories. At this rate, they’ll hit 100 deals by just renaming the same agreement 89 times. Classic political math, where 1 + 1 = “mission accomplished.
Sounds a whole lot like what was promised for Brexit and, of course, never materialised in reality.
Right wing populism – Promise big, deliver little, and blame the foreigners.
Maybe that fat slob is getting McDonald’s deals?
Art of the meal?
It’s obviously Biden’s fault.
But he said the other day in a press conference that the USA was bringing in 100’s of millions of dollars in trade tariffs and that they think something is wrong with the numbers because of the amount of money the USA has now. So why are people worried about this ?
“That was just posturing. You’re dumb if you believe that. It was just to win the election”
These are common excuses I see by MAGAts made for trump. I don’t get it. Like these people are so okay with being lied to you that they make excuses for his lies. Yet when a Democrat lies, all of a sudden we need to fucking crucify them.
C’mon, man! Trump is Jesus Junior, sent by YAHVEH itself!! Whatd’ya expect? Miracles & shit?
Worked a full day of overtime, still being taxed on it.
That’s how I live. That just means you’re going to have busy ten days.
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Shart of the Deal
The concept of a deal
The shart that’s on reel
Didn’t they get a trade deal with the UK? Only 89 to go!
In two weeks we’re gonna have the greatest no one’s ever seen deals this these deals are gonna be great, we’re gonna see amazing deals with Narnia, and Gondor has been calling us all week they say “sir” they like to call me sir they say “sir, thank you so much, we were really hurting until you made these trade deals”
Pouting at Canada and stamping his little feet should move that negotiation.
“They’re kissing my ass”
– Trump
You misunderstood! They were talking about insider trading, they are probably way ahead of their goal.
They’ll blame the other guy
Didn’t we already settle several deals for reduced tariffs in other countries and sign some trade agreements with others? Like I know China already dropped theirs from the 21% it was during the Biden admin down to 10%. And India reduced theirs as well, Vietnam got rid of them completely, etc.
I don’t know how many total new deals have been struck but I know it’s not zero.
Huh? He put tariffs on everyone. That’s a deal!
/s for the slowflakes.
Is it really only day 80?
I’m lazy. Can someone link me to where they promised this?
Only one miracle I want to see and it aint about no trade deal.
One day some of you might realise that what comes out of Trump’s 3rd grade mouth will never reflect reality, only a narrative.
He is a stupid, nasty man for stupid nasty people.
He never promised that. Sure, he said the words and you can directly quote him on probably multiple sources, but that’s not what he meant.
“Insane number of something happening” means either not at all or very little. “Other people are doing this thing, that makes them evil” means I’m doing this but I want you to support me so I can do it more and prevent anyone from stopping me. “Our GDP is less than zero” just means there’s a political and financial crisis but who cares about those complicated words like GDP nobody even knows what they mean just trust me bro it’s broken and I’ll fix it if you do whatever I say.
Does it count as a new deal every time he flip flops?
on Wikipedia it says he’s got a master’s in economics, his father obviously bought it and gave trump as a participation medal
The art of the grift. trump is the grandmaster. His apprentices are learning fast too.
>Is a miracle going to happen in these ten days?!
Of course not, it is more about distraction than reality.
Once he has his bill through he might start to tell the truth a bit more but you will like that even less than the lying.
“No one knew trade deals were so hard to do”
I just can’t help but cringe even more at a Harris administration handling of foreign policy
Nobody likes the dimwitted bully, especially other countries.
Taco 🌮
Between the UK deal and whatever “shart” means, it sounds like they’re creatively redefining success here. Maybe the real miracle is how they keep spinning these small wins as massive victories. At this rate, they’ll hit 100 deals by just renaming the same agreement 89 times. Classic political math, where 1 + 1 = “mission accomplished.
Sounds a whole lot like what was promised for Brexit and, of course, never materialised in reality.
Right wing populism – Promise big, deliver little, and blame the foreigners.
Maybe that fat slob is getting McDonald’s deals?
Art of the meal?
It’s obviously Biden’s fault.
But he said the other day in a press conference that the USA was bringing in 100’s of millions of dollars in trade tariffs and that they think something is wrong with the numbers because of the amount of money the USA has now. So why are people worried about this ?
“That was just posturing. You’re dumb if you believe that. It was just to win the election”
These are common excuses I see by MAGAts made for trump. I don’t get it. Like these people are so okay with being lied to you that they make excuses for his lies. Yet when a Democrat lies, all of a sudden we need to fucking crucify them.
C’mon, man! Trump is Jesus Junior, sent by YAHVEH itself!! Whatd’ya expect? Miracles & shit?
Worked a full day of overtime, still being taxed on it.
That’s how I live. That just means you’re going to have busy ten days.
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