You need some sort of serious illness, or perhaps tapeworm.
Cocaine
Is this an Ozempic ad?
Eating is over rated
Following for suggestions
Dysentery.
Might interfere with all your other activities tho.
Mourjano
Ignore all the other advice, you need laxatives, lots of laxatives. Or dysentery.
Go around licking public furniture you’ll get something to empty you out
Make sure to eat junk food daily such as one or two uncooked chicken fillet burgers.
use tapeworm get the worst stomach bug possible start throwing up after every meal go to the hospital only use the saline and other bagged stuff similar to that
Worms?
Drink water and eat loads of celery.
Instructions weren’t clear so this is a valid method.
Heroin should work.
play War Thunder. you’ll sweat out the weight
Heroin
Tapeworm. Guaranteed.
Laxatives
dysentery?
Meth
Lipo ?
Get cancer.
I lost about 4 stone in a couple of months.
All good now – and back to being s little fat 🤣
Cut the number of sugars in your tea.
Amputation
Get cancer? I lost shit loads when I got it
Worms?
A healthy speed habit
Move to the Moon with it’s lower gravity
-Wear 15lbs of clothing
-Eat what you want
-Then when you are weighing yourself start taking each item of clothing off until you’re naked and you see the scale going down by 15lbs
You’re welcome
smh. Nowadays no one wants to put the proper work into developing an eating disorder like bulimia
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A few large tapeworms.
TB works wonders
Cut your arm off
Heroin.
You need some sort of serious illness, or perhaps tapeworm.
Cocaine
Is this an Ozempic ad?
Eating is over rated
Following for suggestions
Dysentery.
Might interfere with all your other activities tho.
Mourjano
Ignore all the other advice, you need laxatives, lots of laxatives. Or dysentery.
Go around licking public furniture you’ll get something to empty you out
Make sure to eat junk food daily such as one or two uncooked chicken fillet burgers.
use tapeworm get the worst stomach bug possible start throwing up after every meal go to the hospital only use the saline and other bagged stuff similar to that
Worms?
Drink water and eat loads of celery.
Instructions weren’t clear so this is a valid method.
Heroin should work.
play War Thunder. you’ll sweat out the weight
Heroin
Tapeworm. Guaranteed.
Laxatives
dysentery?
Meth
Lipo ?
Get cancer.
I lost about 4 stone in a couple of months.
All good now – and back to being s little fat 🤣
Cut the number of sugars in your tea.
Amputation
Get cancer? I lost shit loads when I got it
Worms?
A healthy speed habit
Move to the Moon with it’s lower gravity
-Wear 15lbs of clothing
-Eat what you want
-Then when you are weighing yourself start taking each item of clothing off until you’re naked and you see the scale going down by 15lbs
You’re welcome
smh. Nowadays no one wants to put the proper work into developing an eating disorder like bulimia
Eat as much uncooked chicken or pork as you can!
Cancer might do the trick?
Cocaine
Crack.
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