This can’t be real 💀💀💀

by Several-Long483

34 comments
  1. To be fair, that haggis does look like it’s been circumcised.

  2. Is that a can of sugar free Israeli Bru just out of shot too?

  3. First The English try and take the credit for the first discovery of haggis and now it’s looking like the Israelis are trying to get in on it to. It’s SCOTLAND’S haggis. It’s ours!

  4. the haggis was promised to them 3000 years ago

  5. I mean, everyone in isreal is a colonizing transplant… so I’m sure they have all the world’s food there, and I’m sure they call them all their own… par for the course… I should know, 25% of my wages go to paying for their healthcare…….

  6. They claim credit for everything.

    It’s absolutely bizarre.

    No one else has such a bad case of main character syndrome, and no one has the gonads to slap them down and say “enough of that”.

  7. Israeli haggis is rank, it’s that farmed stuff not the proper wild ones. The poor wee beasties are covered in lice, and the workers have been filmed clubbing them to death. Their feed is fired up massive pipes into the pens, so contaminated with micro plastics, which get in to the meat. Really bad for the environment.

  8. From the But ‘n’ Bens to Portree our Haggis will be free…

  9. You know, if Israel keeps doing stuff like this they’re liable to start developing a bad reputation among the international community.

  10. I didnt think haggis would be able to survive in Isreals climate

  11. it’s fake, just a bit of a poor joke which I’ll now explain in great detail for no reason as Israeli cuisine and attitudes to it are …. Complex.

    A tl:Dr is as modern Israel is less than 100years old and a huge % of folks there are from disporoa, that their “traditional” dishes often tend to be ones folk took with them, or are from Palestine.

    Which is not unreasonable, plenty of traditional American dishes are the same. (God help me I’m defending the yanks).

    However as modern Israel is a relatively new nation there’s a lot of fierceness about their own national identity,  so you end up with claims like IsraelI shakshuka is the authentic real one, which uh can ring hollow, even if recipes have been brought over by disporoa.It’d be like Americans opening a chippy and saying that a sausage supper is authentic American cuisine.

    Though interestingly you can get kosher haggis, which is kinda fun.

  12. Post the link, there is nothing when you search anything about that. But now we’ve got all sorts of antisemitic posts on a made up thing you’ve created.

    “This can’t be real” yeah it’s not.

  13. I’d say it’s fake, doesn’t take much to change some HTML and screenshot. The recipe wasn’t on the website when I checked.

  14. I heard last month that Israel was two weeks away from developing haggis but I didn’t want to believe it

  15. What is it with Isreal and stealing things that belong to other countries?

  16. Ah yes, the wild haggis of the mount, traditionally cured in salt and eating atop bagels.

  17. AI generated website. See dead Internet theory. I had a discussion with someone yesterday who provided fully cited arguments as to why they were correct. None of the citations actually existed. People still sided with him… 

  18. So I might be wrong in saying this, but haggis by design is unable to be kosher and can’t be a Jewish food…it’s sheep pluck. It’s about as kosher as pulled pork

  19. The first recorded haggis was Northumbrian IIRC. But it’s unmistakably associated with Scotland and Scottish culture now. To claim it as Israeli is.. absolutely bizarre.

    Unless they’ve taken the Declaration of Arbroath literally, and at face value, and believe Scots are descended from the original 13 tribes of Israel or something?

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