How to Be a Republican in 2025

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  1. This pretends that they’re somehow unaware of the shit going on around them. They’re not only aware they’re actively involved in the terrible shit.

  2. There’s one thing missing here. It’s Trump giving it to them from behind.

  3. Don’t forget to loosen your belt for the full experience

  4. I hope I get to continue to watch as dumty gets sicker and sicker until he’s gone .

  5. Except the sand is Trump’s cavernous derriere.

  6. I think they misspelled “Politician”! Both parties right now should be ashamed of themselves. But does anyone really think the wealthy democrats care about the wealthy republicans burning down the government? Not until it affects district 1 of the new US of A… ☹️

  7. They’re too busy complaining about how Democrats are the real hypocrites. They love every awful thing Trump and Co are doing.

  8. You don’t HAVE to bury your head, you just have to announce you aren’t running for re-election if you aren’t going that route.

  9. This is an incorrect depiction. The head is in the sand instead of up its own ass.

  10. Democrats also. They’re fighting harder against younger non corporate WINNING party member then against the on setting fascism and their votes in Congress and the Senate prove this to be true.

  11. Except it isn’t sand, its the next republican’s ass.

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  12. That’s how to be a Republican *voter*. If you wanna be a Republican *politician*, you have to have some super glue for your lips and an L-shaped girder for your spine.

  13. “But..but what if we really do have to rely on fair and equal elections…”

  14. He should be naked so he can also sun his balls and asshole, just like Tucker suggested 🤣

  15. yeah, no. It turns out, all these years, I thought they were pretty nice guys, but they actually really wanted a world of hatefulness. I wish we could have another vote tomorrow and see how many of them really wanted this crap.

  16. But you’re missing them still yelling about Biden while trump and Elon are running a train on them.

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