'Morning Glory and I have always been fascinated by myths and legends, and we decided early on to write a book about the truths behind the myths. In 1976, in the process of our research, we discovered the secret of the Unicorn. Unicorns weren’t just figments of imagination, or distorted images of rhinoceroses; they had been actual living animals created by a closely-guarded secret process at various times throughout history, and derived from different species of horned animals. We realized that it was in our power to resurrect the authentic medieval Unicorn into the modern world.

So we moved to the country to create a Unicorn farm. The magick worked, and Lancelot was born at the Spring Equinox of 1980, to be followed two weeks later, at the full moon, by his brother Bedivere (named for knights of the round table). They were certainly beautiful. Their coats were iridescent white in the sunlight, with the texture of satin, and their long manes were like cloud fluff.'

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by Tb12s46

22 comments

  1. Nice story of how your maw and da bred goats with dodgy horns. Also explains why you’re the way you are, bampot.

  2. Of course unicorns are real. We wouldn’t make a non existent creature our national animal if they weren’t real. We’re not idiots.

  3. As a Scot, I’m a bit perturbed that you have to ask if Unicorns are real. It is our national animal.

  14. The “secret of the Unicorn”?

    >This group was known for the authentic “Living Unicorns” they created by minor surgery to the horn buds of goats, a technique he was granted a patent for in 1984.

    Surgery

    Edit
    Now, there’s a rabbit hole I hope I can purge from my browsing history, but I did manage to find the patent

    http://colitz.com/site/4429685/4429685.htm

  16. Ricky from the trailer park boys referred to them as horn dogs, I prefer that name tbh.

  17. Fun facts about these two: the woman, Morning Glory Zell-Ravenheart, is the person who came up with the term ‘polyamory’

    The guy, Oberon Zell-Ravenheart, now runs an online school of Wizardry https://www.greyschool.org/. He’s on Discord and you can chat to him. He was one of the founders of the Church of All Worlds, a neo-pagan organization which was based on a similar church in the novel Stranger in a Strange Land. If you haven’t read it, the basic premise is that the archangel Michael is reborn on Mars, and comes to Earth to start a sex magic cult.

    They were married by Isaac Bonewits, who is the only person ever to have received a degree in magic from an accredited university (UC Berkeley)

    What’s going on in this picture is the result of Morning Glory and Oberon’s attempts to make real life unicorns out of goats by operating on them when they are really young. He has a patent for this process

  20. I’ve seen plenty of unicorns in my time and that is no unicorn it’s a one horned goat please do not masquerade those creatures as our national animal it’s rude and offensive to real unicorns

  21. Based on these pictures, are you saying your sister gave you the horn?

  22. That’s not a unicorn, That’s…

    One horny goat

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