This extremely cringeworthy, bootlicking petition to stop all migration, legal and illegal and also deport all immigrants, both legal and illegal, is going up in several bars and shops in East Belfast.
I’ve never read anything more pathetic, servile and idiotic in my entire life.
by ArtieBucco420
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What’s the TLDR on it? Reads like a fucking prayer
TLDR.
I can’t actually read all that
Can do 2 lines before my will to live gets dangerously low 🔋
Simpering word salads aside, they do realise what happened to the last monarch that tried to directly interfere with the functioning of government? It didn’t end well and today’s lot know better.
The double irony of a) petitioning a foreigner who sponges off the taxpayer, who gives all his unqualified relatives highly paid, low-skilled jobs, and b) thinking your target audience can read
For people who fetishise the British state it’s remarkable how little they understand of how it works
“to preserve the peace, stability and good order of this realm” is probably the most fantastical element of this bile inducing, failed GCSE history project.
“To preserve the peace, stability and good order of this land”
Aye, it was so tranquil til the immigrants came over snd ruined it
He can start by moving the planters his predecessors settled in Ireland back to Britain
“One is not reading all that”
Evidently they want paragraphs deported too
Why does the bottom half have them but the top doesn’t
Two tier paragraphs?
Caught in the Irish sea border?
loyalists calling for the deportation of immigrants is peak irony, not to mention the fact that if the only policies that support your argument are hundreds of years old, then your argument is already dead and buried
It’s two sides of the same coin.
If I believe that this old man, by accident of birth, is inherently superior to me, then logic dictates that I, by accident of birth, am inherently superior to someone else.
I got as far as “by god’s grace” before I felt too ill to read more.
Why did i read this in the voice of Alan Partridge?
Like a fucking title from game of thrones, that
Be helpful to state what bars and shops this is going up in so they can be avoided. (Though a vast majority of these are probably avoided by most anyway)
So does that mean all loyalists are leaving?
ChatDUP
Which fuckwit wrote the drivel?
Sad bastards.
ChatGPT, make me sound like a cunt.
500 or more words.
I’d never show my face in public if I got caught writing this. Fucking embarrassing.
Dear Charlie.
Please remove all the immigrants. Specifically the ones that arrived about 400 years ago.
Cheers.
It’s the “most excellent majesty” bit that made me chuckle. What honestly makes them think that Charlie cares about them?
Written by immigrants about immigrants.
Silly folk, indeed.
They want the son of a Greek immigrant to remove all the legal immigrants?
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