Are those stripes on the walls anything to do with those pissing contests I hear so much about?
Yeah, he’s even taking pictures of other toilet users, disgusting!
“Yeah, the risk assessment has come back and we’ve been cleared to torch the place mate”
That’s a big one!
Ah yes, the lesser spotted winky tickler. Quite the find
As someone who’s quite happy to live with spiders, I was trying to make out a camera under that cutaway.
Well at least you’re in the right place to shite yourself…
He’s looks very shiny and urggghh!
It’s his toilet now.
If he’s taking pictures, make sure he’s not uploading them to the web.
Why did I think there was legitimately a pervert up there in the gap 😭
Noble false window
Surely that’s not real!!?
Poor girl missing a leg
Yeah, and he likes pissing whilst others watch.
It’s always the web designers…
Where do you work, OP?
I need to know which building to set fire to.
Oh my god I’d rather it was an actual perve over that **monstrosity**.
It’s the pair of eyes in the hole of the ceiling you should be worried about.
Found two of these bastards in the last week in my conservatory. They’re not as skittish as some other spiders so they don’t bother me as much (except for the potential of being bitten).
Oh for crying out loud 😱…. I should not have zoomed in 🤦🏼♀️
It’ll have your pics on the Web. Be careful
I have my (10) eyes on you!
Fuck no
This reminds me of that article (possibly in Vice) about the people who found a literal piss-dungeon behind the urinals in a London pub/bar.
No, I don’t have the article and am not about to Google it.
I may be a million miles off as I know nothing about spiders.. but, is that a false widow?
He looks less pervert and more sex predator
I’d have waited til I got home
Hands everywhere he had…
i overcame my fear of small spiders because of how frequent i saw them every summer
He’s attracted by the flies.
I’ll get my coat 😄
Classic Boaby watcher move. The scamp.
He waiting for you to undo your trousers so he can catch your flies.
Horrible bastard
Spider post. Spider post.
*divers alarums*
Did you take it for a spin?
Ceiling Spider is watching you.
We have the spiders with thin legs in our bathroom. They are often above the shower. We call that type pervy spiders now – where ever we see them.
Does it hand you a paper towel after you’ve washed your hands and then demand a tip?
Just be thankful that your toilet is connected to the web
Looks like a false widow to me, most likely a female looking at the size of it
False widow?
Fuck you actually fuck you, no warning of a spider, I HAVE ARACHNOPHOBIA
44 comments
Ah the old ‘cockwatcher spider’, lesser known web lurker
https://preview.redd.it/psywfnecioaf1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f10bf882e8db56c7854c91dab460e00e99fa38f3
Are those stripes on the walls anything to do with those pissing contests I hear so much about?
Yeah, he’s even taking pictures of other toilet users, disgusting!
“Yeah, the risk assessment has come back and we’ve been cleared to torch the place mate”
That’s a big one!
Ah yes, the lesser spotted winky tickler. Quite the find
As someone who’s quite happy to live with spiders, I was trying to make out a camera under that cutaway.
Well at least you’re in the right place to shite yourself…
He’s looks very shiny and urggghh!
It’s his toilet now.
If he’s taking pictures, make sure he’s not uploading them to the web.
Why did I think there was legitimately a pervert up there in the gap 😭
Noble false window
Surely that’s not real!!?
Poor girl missing a leg
Yeah, and he likes pissing whilst others watch.
It’s always the web designers…
Where do you work, OP?
I need to know which building to set fire to.
Oh my god I’d rather it was an actual perve over that **monstrosity**.
It’s the pair of eyes in the hole of the ceiling you should be worried about.
Found two of these bastards in the last week in my conservatory. They’re not as skittish as some other spiders so they don’t bother me as much (except for the potential of being bitten).
Oh for crying out loud 😱…. I should not have zoomed in 🤦🏼♀️
It’ll have your pics on the Web. Be careful
I have my (10) eyes on you!
Fuck no
This reminds me of that article (possibly in Vice) about the people who found a literal piss-dungeon behind the urinals in a London pub/bar.
No, I don’t have the article and am not about to Google it.
I may be a million miles off as I know nothing about spiders.. but, is that a false widow?
He looks less pervert and more sex predator
I’d have waited til I got home
Hands everywhere he had…
i overcame my fear of small spiders because of how frequent i saw them every summer
He’s attracted by the flies.
I’ll get my coat 😄
Classic Boaby watcher move. The scamp.
He waiting for you to undo your trousers so he can catch your flies.
Horrible bastard
Spider post. Spider post.
*divers alarums*
Did you take it for a spin?
Ceiling Spider is watching you.
We have the spiders with thin legs in our bathroom. They are often above the shower. We call that type pervy spiders now – where ever we see them.
Does it hand you a paper towel after you’ve washed your hands and then demand a tip?
Just be thankful that your toilet is connected to the web
Looks like a false widow to me, most likely a female looking at the size of it
False widow?
Fuck you actually fuck you, no warning of a spider, I HAVE ARACHNOPHOBIA
Comments are closed.