Hans, why can’t you behave?

by Boring_Isopod_3007

39 comments
  1. Yeah, these posters are aimed at mostly non-Germans who can’t behave at public swimming pools (never saw so many half-nude women, I guess? now in some German swimming pools women can even go tits out, so their hormones must be on full throttle), ruining it for everybody every single time I have been there. I stopped going recently …

  2. All 4 posters have a light skinned person harassing a dark(er)skinned person. Is this coincedene or a new design language?

  3. I can only assume whoever made these wanted to create a public outrage, no one can be this stupid

  4. That’s stupid, we all know that Hans don’t grab women asses while in Germany.

  5. Lol, these posters are using the wrong colors…. The people who touch are brown, the ones that get touched are white. PC strikes again

  6. I find this a brave attempt to provide some instructions to a population that lacks most forms of basic human emotions.

  7. You guys laugh at our language, but can we light a spotlight on Hans? Holy fuck, haha

    **STOPP! GRABSCHEN VERBOTEN**

  8. Inclusion went a little far here but the message comes across. Hope the safe word spreads and then the posters did their job. Last news on that I read from yesterday was a Bulgarian guy harassing women in Ludwigsburg.

  9. this is a blatant insult to the intellect of many germans. additionally this won’t give the public opinion a positive spin. the opposite will the case. who ever thought this would be a good idea is living in a different reality.

  10. What till you guys find out about “Respektpommes”🍟

  11. Nice inclusion of the disabled lol I didn’t notice at first the prosthetic leg

  12. Nothing turns me on more than thinking about one of those mono-browed, arab women with a nice ladybeard. Yummy lecker-schmecker, must slap her butt.

  13. Die Sexuelle Belästigungs Schildkröte

    ![gif](giphy|Kzb1zdtLHcKti)

  14. Germans are weird, in normal situations they are stand offish and just stare at you but put them in a Freibad and they become sex starved maniacs, I’ve had woman literally grab my sausage and eggs in the pool and say “schade, dass du eine Freundin hast”(“shame you have a girlfriend” for the Hurensohn’s) and wink at me.

  15. Settings > Accessibility > Invert colors

    Yeah this tracks

  16. Sommer, Sonne, Sicherheit!

    I am waiting for the Rammstein song

  17. Finally the epidemic of ginger women harassing amputee little brown boys is being talked about

  18. the party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears.

  19. This is about public swimming pools, I don’t even how common they are outside Germany. For example in Spain most pools I have seen were parts of a gated/private community, which is fundamentally different: you have to own or rent an apartment first to even be able to access the pool.

    In Germany we have these taxpayer-subsidized public pools, ca. one per 15 thousand inhabitants. They are indoors or outdoors, usually multiple physical pools, one half+sized or olympic sized pool, a diving tower, large chill areas, a cheap snack kiosk that serves fries and ice and a small entry fee which doesn’t cover the running costs.

    The target audience was always slightly skewed torwards the lower end of socio-economic spectrum, but nothing crazy. Some rich kids would use it for sports and less so for a saturday chill out.

    So recently our new guests are using these facilities more and more and, to speak diplomatically, a likely minority of them is causing the majority of viral incidents of harassment and violence. I really don’t know of real statistics and how skewed they are represented in the media; but I know that some people stopped going to those facilities because of perceived danger.

    So that’s the context.

  20. Oh no, the turtle already got to his leg…

    ![gif](giphy|D12gyVZv2kWA0|downsized)

  21. How often you’re gonna repost this?
    In public pools you find the general public, which is no matter of the origin pheasants (pun intended). Yes, many refugees can cause disruptions in public spaces, no not all refugees are assholes or degenerates. Fuck propaganda, fuck racists and above all fuck you 😉

  22. Normal comics it’s always black people unless they’re the bad guys

  23. Ich kann das alles wirklich nicht mehr… echt nicht.

    I mean: why give the characters ethnic characteristics at all? Black and white figures without shading. Stick figures. Teddy bears. Why do I have to be so obsessively ‘anti-racist’ here? When it can also be neutral?

    And why is the text only in German? Do the authors really believe that the red-haired Katrin who grabs Ahmed’s prosthetic leg is the largest group of perpetrators?

    For decades, we have never heard of fights and riots in open-air swimming pools in Germany. For the last 10 years there have been new superlatives every summer.

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