Wait, maybe we should nuke the clouds. Hear me out…
Don’t forget to flush the orange turd
California wildfires – This is the work of gawd
Texas floods – Help FEMA!
To Trump plumbing is a kind of magic performed by a wizard caste of “plumbers” who make water appear and disappear from inside walls. He’s vaguely aware of something called “pipes” but has the same sense of how those work as his understanding of the inside of a silicone memory chip.
Can I just be the first person to whine about the AI images and totally miss the point that really matters?
Don’t take plumbing advice from someone who thinks you have to flush 15 times.
In Texas, it’s not “Open the drain.” It’s “Pull the flush handle.” 😂
Don’t forget, thoughts and prayers.
“I’m very good on plumbing. As good or maybe even better than Super Mario. I know pipes. Drains. Swamp drains. Obviously swamp drains. And water. The wetter the better I always say. I was always the best with wet water. I prefer it. I’m very careful with it because it’s precious, like diamonds. That’s why I hold a glass of water with two hands. You can’t drop it. They will never let you forget it if you do.”
Just move the water from Texas to California! Kill two birds with one windmill. Why has nobody tried this? I am a super genius.
Just waiting for them to blame Democrats when their houses moved through several zip codes.
Nekminnit: “Trump suggests taking flood water from Texas up to California”
Fire the Moron
I know this is meant to make fun of Trump, but sometimes the simplest solution is the best solution.
Trump should send governor Abbott some grease and tell him the squeaky wheel gets the grease
You might try rehiring those NOAA employees you fired.
In his defense the grand sum of his knowledge about nature is what he’s seen from a golf course.
Trump said you have to flush 15 times these days. Maybe God was trying to flush Texas away
What a mind…
I’m sure Texas can pull hard on their bootstraps and dig themselves out. Oh never mind, Governor Abbott has already asked for disaster money. But Trump said he’s closing FEMA because states should be able to handle things. Butt… Texas is one of the biggest and has no debt, but still needs help? Please explain like I am a third grader, please.
For the love of Children, Republicans need to fund NOAA, NWS, FEMA and have compassion for those in need.
Obese elderly man has all the solutions – he stepped up in a bigley way by by throwing out paper towels in Puerto Rico after a hurricane. Maybe he could do the same for Governor Hot Wheels.
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Wait, maybe we should nuke the clouds. Hear me out…
Don’t forget to flush the orange turd
California wildfires – This is the work of gawd
Texas floods – Help FEMA!
To Trump plumbing is a kind of magic performed by a wizard caste of “plumbers” who make water appear and disappear from inside walls. He’s vaguely aware of something called “pipes” but has the same sense of how those work as his understanding of the inside of a silicone memory chip.
Can I just be the first person to whine about the AI images and totally miss the point that really matters?
Thanks.
https://preview.redd.it/mfph1ogpk5bf1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=8c8c4e51786d8206e13c81e17906d9d78e32c7e5
The next tornado he will say just turn off the fans
The next blizzard he will say to shut the freezer door
The next earthquake he will say to caulk the fault lines
FEMA has been replaced
https://preview.redd.it/28y2rpqmn5bf1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e481f42b41a71b815ae80f8dd3690847dfa72a60
Don’t take plumbing advice from someone who thinks you have to flush 15 times.
In Texas, it’s not “Open the drain.” It’s “Pull the flush handle.” 😂
Don’t forget, thoughts and prayers.
“I’m very good on plumbing. As good or maybe even better than Super Mario. I know pipes. Drains. Swamp drains. Obviously swamp drains. And water. The wetter the better I always say. I was always the best with wet water. I prefer it. I’m very careful with it because it’s precious, like diamonds. That’s why I hold a glass of water with two hands. You can’t drop it. They will never let you forget it if you do.”
Just move the water from Texas to California! Kill two birds with one windmill. Why has nobody tried this? I am a super genius.
Just waiting for them to blame Democrats when their houses moved through several zip codes.
Nekminnit: “Trump suggests taking flood water from Texas up to California”
Fire the Moron
I know this is meant to make fun of Trump, but sometimes the simplest solution is the best solution.
Trump should send governor Abbott some grease and tell him the squeaky wheel gets the grease
You might try rehiring those NOAA employees you fired.
I found [video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vV30irsal-w) of Trump discussing the solution.
he mama’d when he should of mia’d
In his defense the grand sum of his knowledge about nature is what he’s seen from a golf course.
Trump said you have to flush 15 times these days. Maybe God was trying to flush Texas away
What a mind…
I’m sure Texas can pull hard on their bootstraps and dig themselves out. Oh never mind, Governor Abbott has already asked for disaster money. But Trump said he’s closing FEMA because states should be able to handle things. Butt… Texas is one of the biggest and has no debt, but still needs help? Please explain like I am a third grader, please.
For the love of Children, Republicans need to fund NOAA, NWS, FEMA and have compassion for those in need.
Obese elderly man has all the solutions – he stepped up in a bigley way by by throwing out paper towels in Puerto Rico after a hurricane. Maybe he could do the same for Governor Hot Wheels.
https://preview.redd.it/l0gt3lqz46bf1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd618a33e89148df504fb25eb31e9215728b27a3
To be fair.. Trump did install drains everywhere to clear out the swamp.
I do t see an issue only you do.. good bye !
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Drumpf’s logic is whoever pays the highest bribe gets the power
yes, he’s an idiot. can we stop using his face? I’m so very tired of his face.
i don’t like the bad man, especially since most of the people around him are equally as bad.
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