You’ll either be mugged or not appreciated. Catch the train to London, stopping at Rejection, Disappointment, Backstabbing Central and Shattered Dreams Parkway.
Will be asking all the other flies for directions to Buu King Haam palace
That fly will be skint after 3 days in London and will die skint 😂
Gonna have to learn how to fly on the other side of the road now
Different country same shit. Enjoy.
Isn’t this the start of a horror film. Hopefully it hasn’t escaped from a lab somewhere.
My money is on him already being back in Houston.
Next stop Honolulu – aloha, Freddie!
Better life than most flies.
Freeloader
It’ll be jet lagged to fuck !🤭
Innit
I hope little guy brought his stab vest
meanwhile back at home..”I’m telling you officer, he just popped out to land on some doggy-do, he said he’d be right back…”
Definitely going to find it colder. He’ll probably be a minor celeb in the fly world
28 days later…
It got off the plane and held up at knifepoint…..
Welcome to London
It’s like a shit version of Noah’s Ark
Illegal immigrant. Taking away the jobs of the indigenous British house fly
tell him I’m coming for him.
Look, Jen…a fly! 👉🏽🪰
Probably going to get mugged as soon as it hits the London high street.
Even the flies cant stand the USA right now.
Gonna’ have to buzz with zeds now.
From watching the behaviour of flies in my house he’ll more than likely not be able to figure out how to exit the plane and live on it forever
After a week it’ll be saying “it’s chewsday innit.”
He’ll be advising our ministers in no time!
Can’t master the concept of an open window, that fly’s going nowhere.
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You’ll either be mugged or not appreciated. Catch the train to London, stopping at Rejection, Disappointment, Backstabbing Central and Shattered Dreams Parkway.
Will be asking all the other flies for directions to Buu King Haam palace
That fly will be skint after 3 days in London and will die skint 😂
Gonna have to learn how to fly on the other side of the road now
Different country same shit. Enjoy.
Isn’t this the start of a horror film. Hopefully it hasn’t escaped from a lab somewhere.
My money is on him already being back in Houston.
Next stop Honolulu – aloha, Freddie!
Better life than most flies.
Freeloader
It’ll be jet lagged to fuck !🤭
Innit
I hope little guy brought his stab vest
meanwhile back at home..”I’m telling you officer, he just popped out to land on some doggy-do, he said he’d be right back…”
Definitely going to find it colder. He’ll probably be a minor celeb in the fly world
28 days later…
It got off the plane and held up at knifepoint…..
Welcome to London
It’s like a shit version of Noah’s Ark
Illegal immigrant. Taking away the jobs of the indigenous British house fly
tell him I’m coming for him.
Look, Jen…a fly! 👉🏽🪰
Probably going to get mugged as soon as it hits the London high street.
Even the flies cant stand the USA right now.
Gonna’ have to buzz with zeds now.
From watching the behaviour of flies in my house he’ll more than likely not be able to figure out how to exit the plane and live on it forever
After a week it’ll be saying “it’s chewsday innit.”
He’ll be advising our ministers in no time!
Can’t master the concept of an open window, that fly’s going nowhere.
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