After a $1.6 billion investment and years of hard work, the Fr*nch finally managed to establish one location where they can wash themselves for the first time since their existence

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1. What’s with those yellow floaty things everyone has?

2. I can smell this video, it’s disgusting.

3. They will need another 1.6 billion for clean up

4. it took 1.6billion to clean the river after everyone shit in it a few years ago to punk some politicians? I always new the French were dirty but that’s a whole level of disgusting.

5. I got second hand otitis

6. And on the second day it’s closed already due to rain-induced pollution. But still. It’s rad. Can’t wait to try it (hopefully this week)

7. “elle est hyper chaude”

   I wonder why… 😂

8. Not going to pretend that I am versed in Seine lore, but I am glad there seems to be some improvement regarding this iconic river. Way to go, Pierre

9. Imagine a hotel advertising their pools as „clean enough for humans to enter“

10. Sure it may not be anywhere close to perfect yet, but god damn… if I don’t appreciate the idea. The Brits could take a lesson from their froggy neighbours.

11. Oh, people came up with the idea of cleaning rivers, installing filters and not unloading their shit into the water?

    Yeah, we also had to go through that phase. Congrats and happy swimming 😉

12. Even France is getting closer to civilized life, great news.

13. Finally I can shower after waiting since 1923

14. Must be freezing because they are using bikinis. Here in Spain is only full ass-showing pieces now.

15. why do they look like they’ve never swam in their lives

16. And all it took was for Switzerland to ban the French from their swimming pools

17. Will I use it? No.

18. Fun fact it probably isn’t and those parisians are gonna die.

19. 1.6 billion € so now they finally have a bidet

20. You see the way Paris made one of the cheapest olympics of modern times in historical settings with most of the money going into actual infrastructure updates and environmental projects… Probably the best olympics ever. Like seriously…

21. https://preview.redd.it/7d8u15f72abf1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9f6e7eab5bf8ea53ada1a46ba8b0f9c00f2839d

22. Now do Berlin

23. You should see what they did with the Emscher here

24. Lmao Parisians needing buoys to swim in a river. Are they afraid of sinking with the weight of their ego?

25. Tell that to the Olympians who got sick during the Games.

26. I thought that was just a lie made up so the olympics could utilize the seine…

27. By the way, closed again for the rains

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/raincheck-paris-shuts-seine-swim-spots-day-after-reopening/ar-AA1I3Lgb

28. Isn’t that where the fr*nch poop?

29. Wow

30. Still hard pass from me. But it’s really nice that it’s been cleaned up.

31. Last year this stuff got my compatriots in a hospital

32. it cannot be clean while having french people swiming in it. Thats a natural contradiction

33. Hey I heard this one. It’s a classic

34. Wouldn’t it immediately be polluted again if a Fr*nch swims in it?

35. Annnd… It’s dirty again after all the French swam in it.

36. Fish down stream after a french persons musk is washed off

    

37. Bro they will just piscine it

38. still no deodorant though, one battle at the time

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