Hans traumatized an entire generation of Brazilian kids and I enjoyed every second of it.
I’m still hoping they do it again to a European team so we can laugh at them too. France or Spain would be fun. Or Portugal just to see Cristiano crying again. Just not us please.
I can’t believe they fuck up poorer Portugal
I wish we could do that to Hans and we wouldn’t hold back after half time. Revenge for 1866.
it can’t be 11 years ago… fuck I feel old now ;-;
I read online that in Brazil (if any Portuguese speakers can confirm) it’s a common phrase now that when your having a bad day you call it a 7-1 day
Imagine traumatising people so much they’ve invented a whole new phrase for it for when your day is shit.
Ngl absolutely glorious
Best football match ever
I remember this game, I cheered for Hans. Good times
Ww were all Hans that day!
A few days ago I saw a car’s licence plate that was BR-17-DE, unfortunately I couldn’t take a picture.
We all stood with Germany! The match against Brasil was pretty cool too…
Brazilians were so fucking annoying that tournament. This was one of the most satisfying wins ever.
This one and also England losing that final to Italy in 2020.
I remember watching the match at home on my own because my father was at work and then he called me during half time to ask what’s the score. He thought I was joking and told me to cut the crap and tell him the score. I wasn’t. Amazing match.
Shut up Hans, you are the only European country to have suffered a militar defeat to a Latin American country post independence.
Rocket League just got 10 years old and one of the statistics they released was “7-1 scorelines”
To make it even better it wasnt the only dream Germany crushed that world cup, i remember it was a big deal for Messi win the world cup as well for Argentina and a lot of fans, only to get his dream crushed by Germany.
11 years ago? Fuuuuuuu- *cracks a hip*
Honestly that was hilarious and I’m not even a fan of football
ELEVEN YEARSS?!?
Went for a quick piss when I thought there was a bit of a lull and missed to goals
Has it been so long ago, already?
Damn, I remember Jogi Löw on camera signaling his team to calm down, like “We’re guests here, behave”
I still remember the disbelief of everyone in my family while we watching the game…
Apart from scotland (because we are shite) i will always support germany
What do you get when you overestimate yourself in a game against 11 autists? YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE!
Best comment came from Barry next day:
“Not the first time the Germans sent men crying to the showers”
Thank you, Hans. Next time stick them 10…
The worst part was that Hans showed mercy and didn’t score even higher. Everyone saw that Hans held back after a certain point.
That game was so big it completely killed any discussion or shit talk about any other massive blow out wins like Spain losing 5-1 to us at the start of the tournament.
Before that i thought France was really traumatizing Brazil in world cup (1986, 1998, 2006)… But Hans get them fill blitzkrieg and they looked like kids lost on the pitch.
Never saw anything close to that in professional football at this level. Well maybe with Bayern Munchen 8-2 against Barcelona.
7:1 was so humiliating that we all even forgot losing 3-0 to Netherlands for the 3rd place match…
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And since then, Germans have been suffering from performance anxiety.
A day I’ll never ever forget what a match
That day, Hans [redacted] a whole country
We were all Germany on that day. Peak comedy.
And it was the torn anus of Mascherano that prevented a Dutch – German final 🙁
[Javier Mascherano reveals he ‘tore his anus’ in heroic match-saving tackle on Arjen Robben](https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/international/javier-mascherano-reveals-he-tore-his-anus-in-heroic-matchsaving-tackle-on-arjen-robben-9599527.html)
Hans traumatized an entire generation of Brazilian kids and I enjoyed every second of it.
I’m still hoping they do it again to a European team so we can laugh at them too. France or Spain would be fun. Or Portugal just to see Cristiano crying again. Just not us please.
I can’t believe they fuck up poorer Portugal
I wish we could do that to Hans and we wouldn’t hold back after half time. Revenge for 1866.
it can’t be 11 years ago… fuck I feel old now ;-;
I read online that in Brazil (if any Portuguese speakers can confirm) it’s a common phrase now that when your having a bad day you call it a 7-1 day
Imagine traumatising people so much they’ve invented a whole new phrase for it for when your day is shit.
Ngl absolutely glorious
Best football match ever
I remember this game, I cheered for Hans. Good times
Ww were all Hans that day!
A few days ago I saw a car’s licence plate that was BR-17-DE, unfortunately I couldn’t take a picture.
We all stood with Germany! The match against Brasil was pretty cool too…
Brazilians were so fucking annoying that tournament. This was one of the most satisfying wins ever.
This one and also England losing that final to Italy in 2020.
I remember watching the match at home on my own because my father was at work and then he called me during half time to ask what’s the score. He thought I was joking and told me to cut the crap and tell him the score. I wasn’t. Amazing match.
Shut up Hans, you are the only European country to have suffered a militar defeat to a Latin American country post independence.
https://preview.redd.it/law6tv88cnbf1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=8fd20bfac83b5c659552e63195e6751b7e0c2bd3
Rocket League just got 10 years old and one of the statistics they released was “7-1 scorelines”
To make it even better it wasnt the only dream Germany crushed that world cup, i remember it was a big deal for Messi win the world cup as well for Argentina and a lot of fans, only to get his dream crushed by Germany.
11 years ago? Fuuuuuuu- *cracks a hip*
Honestly that was hilarious and I’m not even a fan of football
ELEVEN YEARSS?!?
Went for a quick piss when I thought there was a bit of a lull and missed to goals
Has it been so long ago, already?
Damn, I remember Jogi Löw on camera signaling his team to calm down, like “We’re guests here, behave”
I still remember the disbelief of everyone in my family while we watching the game…
Apart from scotland (because we are shite) i will always support germany
What do you get when you overestimate yourself in a game against 11 autists? YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE!
Best comment came from Barry next day:
“Not the first time the Germans sent men crying to the showers”
Thank you, Hans. Next time stick them 10…
The worst part was that Hans showed mercy and didn’t score even higher. Everyone saw that Hans held back after a certain point.
That game was so big it completely killed any discussion or shit talk about any other massive blow out wins like Spain losing 5-1 to us at the start of the tournament.
Before that i thought France was really traumatizing Brazil in world cup (1986, 1998, 2006)… But Hans get them fill blitzkrieg and they looked like kids lost on the pitch.
Never saw anything close to that in professional football at this level. Well maybe with Bayern Munchen 8-2 against Barcelona.
7:1 was so humiliating that we all even forgot losing 3-0 to Netherlands for the 3rd place match…
https://preview.redd.it/d5cdnco5fobf1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c03982b7aaadd3dfb083dc82522a82fcbf10510
For Neymar lol
https://preview.redd.it/ee45jtc2pobf1.jpeg?width=760&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=424d828dcd2b53853a43e58952d87883a2e111b9
I usually don’t care for Fußball, but that was so glorious 😆😍
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