How to make Dutch food

by Utegenthal

26 comments

  1. Do you have examples? Because right now this does not feel relatable. I want my food culture to be insulted with relatable insults please.

  2. I’m sorry, weird unidentifiable sauces? Us?

    The fucking Scandinavians are right there

  5. More accurate to just chuck those ingredients into the deep fryer and serve with a wooden fork and some mayonnaise next to it no?

  9. Can confirm. Did this to a Fr*nch dame blanche once. Onions were her idea tho. Something about jamming holland, no idea. Don’t speak fr&ch.

  10. Sorry but this is completely wrong. The Dutch are well known for deep frying the shit out of everything

  11. Deep-fry it.

    (Stop denying it, Joop. We all had the “pleasure” of dining with you at one point.)

  12. I’d say I like the Hollandse food and die on that hill – but they don’t have hills so I’ll die somewhere flat I guess.

  14. Say what you want, but at least we don’t need three governments to figure out how to butter a baguette.

  15. joke apart the mix with Dutch + Turkey = fabulous Kapsalon ♥️

  16. There are only two things I can’t stand in this world…

  18. You forgot the step of planting a little flag for some reason

  22. The poop for Britain in the first window, tears in my eyes, bravo. I almost didn’t notice it

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