It’s because they have only been a country for 300 years we’ve been kicking the shit out of each other for thousands.
You French lads are Hard Bastards 🇬🇧🤝🇫🇷
French surrender jokes are just a ploy to distract us from the real problem: French finances. Seriously guys, get your shit in order. Also, please do not lower the retirement age if you can’t currently have a balanced budget.
Kthxbye
And it’s always us that have to defend the frogs because they clearly can’t (be bothered, too busy drinking grape juice) / don’t (want to because the non-Euro savage is hot and Frenchie thinks they’re in with a shout)
I would also like to point out that one of the reasons France fell so quickly in World War II was because they were literally fighting against a bunch of methed up Nazi Stormtroopers.
It’s pretty hard to counter someone off their tits on methamphetamine and Nazism.
And that’s not even looking into the fact that the resistance definitely played a big part in liberating France.
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Moh, that’s so cu-… It’s not like I like you or anything, idiot >w<
Aaaaaaw
For real though, these jokes speak more about the ones making them than about France.
Only we can shit on each other. Not savages
https://i.redd.it/1nv8oggsi0cf1.gif
It’s because they have only been a country for 300 years we’ve been kicking the shit out of each other for thousands.
You French lads are Hard Bastards 🇬🇧🤝🇫🇷
French surrender jokes are just a ploy to distract us from the real problem: French finances. Seriously guys, get your shit in order. Also, please do not lower the retirement age if you can’t currently have a balanced budget.
Kthxbye
And it’s always us that have to defend the frogs because they clearly can’t (be bothered, too busy drinking grape juice) / don’t (want to because the non-Euro savage is hot and Frenchie thinks they’re in with a shout)
My honest reaction when fRanCe SurEnDer haha:
https://preview.redd.it/suo0ldsnl0cf1.png?width=570&format=png&auto=webp&s=992fa8531981bdb559907358657916f826de7387
I would also like to point out that one of the reasons France fell so quickly in World War II was because they were literally fighting against a bunch of methed up Nazi Stormtroopers.
It’s pretty hard to counter someone off their tits on methamphetamine and Nazism.
And that’s not even looking into the fact that the resistance definitely played a big part in liberating France.
They hate us because they ain’t us
They’re our frenchies, our clowns!
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