If anybody ever says “well in Britain they”, immediately show them this

by EasyNoya

26 comments
  1. This level of fear mongering for something that is not a legal requirement if you don’t watch broadcast TV should be illegal

  2. You wait until the BBC licence enforcement come knocking and you tell them to fuck off…

    Nothing happens, they just fuck off.

  3. And despite having this list, they have no legal power to do anything about it. If you tell them to go away, they just… do.

  4. They should save the postage from the never-ending variety of scammy letters they send through my door when I have no use of shite terrestrial TV or iPlayer. Oh and fuck right off along with the horse they rode in on.

  5. Aint had a TV license ever in my life. gonna pay money to a bunch of nonces with wanky nonce programs, next joke. 

  6. They want us to think they’ve got some Minority Report style setup going on but it’s actually just a BT phone book with all the addresses of existing customers crossed out with a biro

  7. Statements like those make me want to harm the people making them.

  8. But Sir/Madam you have an aerial on your roof

    I have a pint of milk in the fridge but that doesn’t mean I have a cow in the kitchen does it NOW FUCK OFF 🖕

    I don’t remember where I heard that

  9. They started sending me letters 6 months after I said I didnt need a licence because apparently “something at your address has changed”. Fuck off, send someone round and waste your own time and money.

  10. They’ve sent letters saying an enforcement agent or some bollocks will arrive or such a date, then never turn up

  11. Lol, currently 4 tv’s in my house.. not one of them is used to do anything that requires a license, so don’t have one.. funny how they don’t send me letters or send a bloke round to check since their database surely knows all 😀

  12. The “notification” is the biggest fuck off lie ever. They have no tech to do that plus there is no integration to them from every single shop, including online, oh and what about second hand?

    Worst part is, nobody needs a licence for owning a tv.

  13. Is it legal for the government to threaten the public like a mafia capo like this?

  14. Not bought a TV license in the last 10 years. Still waiting for the bloke to pop round.

  15. Oh yes because Americans think capita a wonderful scummy little organisation, is some sort of Gestapo squad that will actually kick in your doors, no they’ll just harass you, just like they want sign off on your benefits if you’re a cripple 9/10 times!

    (PS: our terrestrial Freeview and Freesat TV is public broadcast and not encrypted, so literally it’s just a fear mongering scam that’s government approved, It’s a real sad joke but the fact that some stores will still be like do you have a TV licence just make people buy their things online It’s actually hurt retail chains trying to sell anything with a TV tuner in it for about 15 years in brick and mortar stores)

  16. BBC funding should just come from taxes rather than charging a separate license fee. Why is this still a thing?

  17. I once got great pleasure from informing one of their goons that they were trespassing on my property because he tried to intimidate my housemate while at uni. He was towering over her trying to bully his way into the house. I asked him to leave but he thought he could intimidate me too and had the audacity to step into our hallway. He got both barrels from me and slinked away all dejected after being told to remove his fat arse from our property if he didn’t want to lose any toes from the heavy ass front door being closed on him as he hadn’t been given access and he was now committing trespass. Never had a peep from them after that.
    They’ve tried to get access to the block of flats I live in now and get told to fuck right off every single time. They haven’t come by in a year so I’m pretty sure they’ve stopped bothering.

  18. Im due a visit apparently, when they do show up I’ll tell them I’m not paying for fucking up doctor who lol once they get that back on track I’ll consider. Until then I’m not watching their shite.

  19. In Sweden the government just said fuck it and taxed everyone whether you have a TV or not. Aah democracy, the final frontier of freedom.

  20. These are all just intimidating looking albeit unconfirmable accusations until you realize that these are just random statements designed to look like facts.

    Eg “We *know* that you dance around in an *Elmo* suit listening to *Careless Whisper* when you think that no body is looking”

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