Our school had a big hill by the side of it that kids would slide down in the snow on bin lids or whatever they could find. I suddenly had a bright idea…
So I stole a load of dinner trays from the canteen and sold them all as taboggans for a quid each. I made about £30 before everyone came back for a refund because they didn’t actually slide on the snow. – then I got beaten up by the school bully because he wanted a refund and compensation for the inconvenience. And when the teachers eventually found out, I got detention for a week. – it was not my finest hour.
Today on things that didn’t happen
Great meme there
Sure, Jan
I died due to that spelling, my brains simply couldn’t bear it.
I see schools are teaching economics but not sentence formulation.
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Our school had a big hill by the side of it that kids would slide down in the snow on bin lids or whatever they could find. I suddenly had a bright idea…
So I stole a load of dinner trays from the canteen and sold them all as taboggans for a quid each. I made about £30 before everyone came back for a refund because they didn’t actually slide on the snow. – then I got beaten up by the school bully because he wanted a refund and compensation for the inconvenience. And when the teachers eventually found out, I got detention for a week. – it was not my finest hour.
Today on things that didn’t happen
Great meme there
Sure, Jan
I died due to that spelling, my brains simply couldn’t bear it.
I see schools are teaching economics but not sentence formulation.
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