they could make billions by releasing these products but they don't?? any way to make them see sense??
i dont need any fees for my excellent mockups, i hereby relinquish all claims to ownership for the product and their world-beating designs, just make the fucking things!
dont be letting the japanese lads see us slipping like this, they'd have had these chipshakes designed and out the door by 1982 ffs, they must think we're a right bunch of twats 😔
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Id be buying the spring onion like its going out of fashion.
I could get behind this
Oh it’s not real? Aww I would honestly spin up to Newry to buy these lol
Here, give me a Smokey bacon, a prawn cocktail and a spring onion one and I will be buying them by the shipping container
They stick to what works.
Thought this was powdered milkshake 🤦♂️
Discrimination against pickled onion
I hope Mr Tayto is in this sub and sees this
Tayto flavoured lip balm.
They’d rather sell that dog shit chocolate instead
Japan don’t want no chip shake. It’d be a ramen topper there.
The R&D team is too busy designing their range of flavoured condoms
You just won the internet
I mean… Is the salt n vinegar one not fairly easy to replicate? 😂
And cheese and onion – just dried/hard cheese and onion powder?
Spring onion would be more difficult, I suppose. I’ll give ye that. Lol
Goddamit I’ve made this my phone wallpaper just to look longingly at its greatness and to dream of what could be.
There would be great on popcorn too!
They’ve been very reluctant to takes risks since the flavoured johnny fiasco
was this inspired by weed shake? kinda genius
Don’t be so salty
Yea id try spring onion, where do we buy
If this got a release, I’d buy them in a heartbeat… then go and buy the best non-branded ready-salted crisps I could procure and sprinkle them with whatever Tayto flavour I happened to fancy 😁👍
I know a guy who has a flavouring manufacturer in Belfast. Let’s give it a go lol
Growing up my ma would make the Coleman’s tuna pasta bake and it was my job to crush up the prawn cocktail crisps to sprinkle on top. Fucking divine. Like honestly death row meal.
Only problem is that’s a meal designed for leftovers, but the crisps go real soggy real quick.
Now, if this stuff came in prawn cocktail flavour? Fucking game over.
Would pay out the dick for this.
Id do a bump
I’ll add that Pot Noodle needs to sell their Bombay Bad Boy powder too.
M&S do a Salt&Vinegar mayo, it’s delightful
Sure NI doesn’t like money it likes misery, there are pretty villages across NI covered in red white and blue, outsiders not welcome flegs for summer, while similar pretty villages in Donegal, Wicklow and Kerry will have no flegs but bus loads of tourists spending big bucks all summer.
NI is anathema to enterprise, don’t expect innovation from a statelet founded on the principal of “how much can others provide”.
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