They will call Putin daddy when he makes first move to Finland.
Have a Finnish joke to brighten your day:
A large group of Russian soldiers in the border area in 1939 are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a small hill: “One Finnish soldier is better than ten Russian”.
The Russian commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the hill where Upon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence. The voice once again calls out: “One Finn is better than one hundred Russian.”
Furious, the Russian commander sends his next best 100 troops over the hill and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again Silence. The calm Finnish voice calls out again: “One Finn is better than one thousand Russians!”
The enraged Russian commander musters 1000 fighters and sends them to the other side of the hill. Rifle fire, machine guns, grenades, rockets and cannon fire ring out as a terrible battle is fought…
Then silence.
Eventually one badly wounded Russian fighter crawls back over the hill and with his dying words tells his commander, “Don’t send any more men…it’s a trap. There’s two of them.”
I imagine the first Russian soldier to cross the border will be met by the laughter of hundreds of Finns hiding in the snow.
With Pekka on the frontline we have nothing to fear 💪
The moment a russian soldier’s foot steps on Finnish land, a tremor will be heard in the Church of Ruokolahti.
he atac
he protec
but most importantly
he wants karelia bac
European privilege is having Finns acting as your nation guardian deity.
There was a brief period when Russia was only known for Vodka, adidas, shitty counterstrike players and hardbass. I miss it.
He protec, he attac, but most importantly he got our bac
Russia’s only thing protecting them from losing a war is General Winter, and if they go to war with Finland it won’t be on their side. I wouldn’t do it.
Finns illustrated the “master your environment” up to the end. How do you clean thousands of acres of frozen marsh against people that know how to hide, trap and survive in the environment. Guys were totally dressed in white and moving on ski, allowing them to be way much mobile and almost silent.
Meanwhile Germany: noooo, the army is a racist institution, let foreign invaders invade us.
that’s the only language they understand. a high five. to the face. with a 155mm round.
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Same Finnbro, same
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Just get the meth flowing.
Simo Häyhä, aka White Death, approves ☠️
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[Eugen Schauman](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eugen_Schauman)
They will call Putin daddy when he makes first move to Finland.
Have a Finnish joke to brighten your day:
A large group of Russian soldiers in the border area in 1939 are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a small hill: “One Finnish soldier is better than ten Russian”.
The Russian commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the hill where Upon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence. The voice once again calls out: “One Finn is better than one hundred Russian.”
Furious, the Russian commander sends his next best 100 troops over the hill and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again Silence. The calm Finnish voice calls out again: “One Finn is better than one thousand Russians!”
The enraged Russian commander musters 1000 fighters and sends them to the other side of the hill. Rifle fire, machine guns, grenades, rockets and cannon fire ring out as a terrible battle is fought…
Then silence.
Eventually one badly wounded Russian fighter crawls back over the hill and with his dying words tells his commander, “Don’t send any more men…it’s a trap. There’s two of them.”
Nice
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Average east European when Russian is treathening them with war.
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Nou, Poland will destroy russia first :3
Not only that but your gay bros (🇳🇴🇸🇪) will also come and atac.
Pekka listen to my words and follow the instincts they invoke
Hakkaa päälle
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Russian about Finn out.
I imagine the first Russian soldier to cross the border will be met by the laughter of hundreds of Finns hiding in the snow.
With Pekka on the frontline we have nothing to fear 💪
The moment a russian soldier’s foot steps on Finnish land, a tremor will be heard in the Church of Ruokolahti.
he atac
he protec
but most importantly
he wants karelia bac
European privilege is having Finns acting as your nation guardian deity.
There was a brief period when Russia was only known for Vodka, adidas, shitty counterstrike players and hardbass. I miss it.
He protec, he attac, but most importantly he got our bac
Russia’s only thing protecting them from losing a war is General Winter, and if they go to war with Finland it won’t be on their side. I wouldn’t do it.
Finns illustrated the “master your environment” up to the end. How do you clean thousands of acres of frozen marsh against people that know how to hide, trap and survive in the environment. Guys were totally dressed in white and moving on ski, allowing them to be way much mobile and almost silent.
Meanwhile Germany: noooo, the army is a racist institution, let foreign invaders invade us.
that’s the only language they understand. a high five. to the face. with a 155mm round.
I feel like punching the interviewer
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