Ok, Hans explain yourself….

by SLAVAUA2022

29 comments
  1. Nutri score of B is better than most frozen Italian style pizza.

  2. Love how they translated Fishfingers like it would somehow make it more Italian

  3. I refuse to learn french. Is that a fish finger pizza? From Captain birdseye no less?

    If so, top scran. You Germans aren’t so bad after all.

  4. As if you Dutchies dont eat that shit up. I once ate a classic Dr. Oetker Spinaci and put salmon on it myself. Best meal I have ever cooked, it was delicious.

  5. And of course it has a B on Nutri-score. 90% of your recommended daily intake of Italian rage.

    Fucking hell.

  6. Yess explain Hans. Why is this not available in our supermarkets?

  7. Now this is a pizza crime.

    But about the brand of Iglo: Am i the only one that finds it kinda strange that an old captain is alone on a ship full of young kids? That’s the like catholic love boat series, with the priests and kids.

  8. ![gif](giphy|l0ErWuzISzM2AJIdi)

    And another proof that we are superior.

  9. What kind of explanation do you need, Geert. It’s a fish finger pizza.

  10. So in Italy you wold have “Cameo” written in place of “Dr.Oetker” and “Captain Findus” instead of “Captain Iglo”.

    Btw, Italian sounding food made by a German company with an English mascot.

    We Europeans are capable of such abominations…WWI&II e now this…

  11. Captain Iglo?! What kind of parallel universe BS is this?!

  12. I guess a Luigi stole Dr. Oetker wife in the past. I can’t see any other reason why he’s so methodically try to destroy italian culture so relentlessly

  13. This abomination comes out when decision making boomers try to listen to younger generations.

  14. Never seen this one but will certainly start looking now.

  15. nutriscore B… sure sure and German auto industry is also a nutriscore B

  16. I love how they use a bit of Italian to make it seem like this is actually a great Italian dish

  17. I remember first reading about Fischstäbchenpizza back in 2018 on Twitter. A user with the iconic name “Stullen Andreas” started the whole thing as a joke and kept being a pain in the ass for the PR team of Dr Oetker up until they decided to bring it on for real.
    And shortly before the pizza was released, Dr Oetker invited Stullen Andy to visit them and try it. When the pics of the meeting showed up on Dr Oetkers Twitter I almost lost it. Was a lovely story 😂

  18. FUCK YOU HANS! I THOUGHT WE WERE YOUR FOOD TESTER, ALWAYS GIVING US TO TRY ALL THE STUFF, CHOCOLATE, CHIPS, 4 CORNERS AND MORE PIZZAS, BUT YOU KEEP THE FUCKING FISH FINGER ONE????!!!

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