A drunk russian man who wants to enlist in the army goes to a photographer. The photographer doesn’t even flinch. Clearly, this isn’t the first drunk russian he’s photographed for the enlistment office
Those pictures will be going straight into the MIA pile when this one dies to a drone or meat wave charge.
poor fecker ,stay drunk and stay home.
“Do you have 300 rubles?”
“No, I don’t have the equivalent of 4 dollars.”
*Proceeds to go down to 1/3 the quoted price.*
Holy fuck Russia.
One for the Army, and one for the local paper obituary page that will likely run one week later.
No irony in the price of rubles there for recruits getting their portraits shot at 300 to 200 a piece. Feels like an ouroboros of irony, particularly with the photographer telling him to take special care of the photos otherwise he’ll go broke at 100 a pop (he’s clearly joking, but he also clearly knows his clientele).
That poor drunk just bought a one-way ticket to hell, but at least he’s now got some nice photos of his ugly busted up mug to maybe be identified with.
Highly motivated and equally incompetent. He will make a special meat wave, no doubt.
Guys don’t need weapons with a face like that.
What you can see, is evolution. Nature removing corrupted genes from the gene pool..
Must be the worst hangover when he wakes up in barracks being yelled at with his vodka stolen
What will be they be serving during the wake?
“Enlightenment office”.
That’s one hell of an enlightenment he’s about to have…
Sobers up and suddenly he’s on the way to the battlefront.
Can’t wait to see him in a drone footage
That nose has been broken a few times.
Why do 70% of all Russian men have crooked noses?
Who hasn’t done some crazy shit while drunk right, like going to a war where you will die 100%
Very sad rality
What will kill him faster, drone or liver failure?
Clearly an Alcool fœtal syndrome look🤷
His nose has already been kicked crooked. It may well be that some commander will kick his nose straight when he starts to regret enlisting in the Russian army.
Smart photographer. He knew that this is the last time he will ever make money from him.
This guy is just litter 🚮 in Ukraine.
Dollar photo while you wait.
I am sure they won’t send him on a meat attack wave
Photographers should include a biodegradable flower bomb full of sunflower seeds in the package
Just gobsmackingly depressing. Every part of it. For this man. For Ukraine. For whoever has to kill him. For whoever has to bury his undoubtedly unclaimed body. For Russia as a whole. May god never forgive Putin.
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Those pictures will be going straight into the MIA pile when this one dies to a drone or meat wave charge.
poor fecker ,stay drunk and stay home.
“Do you have 300 rubles?”
“No, I don’t have the equivalent of 4 dollars.”
*Proceeds to go down to 1/3 the quoted price.*
Holy fuck Russia.
One for the Army, and one for the local paper obituary page that will likely run one week later.
No irony in the price of rubles there for recruits getting their portraits shot at 300 to 200 a piece. Feels like an ouroboros of irony, particularly with the photographer telling him to take special care of the photos otherwise he’ll go broke at 100 a pop (he’s clearly joking, but he also clearly knows his clientele).
That poor drunk just bought a one-way ticket to hell, but at least he’s now got some nice photos of his ugly busted up mug to maybe be identified with.
Highly motivated and equally incompetent. He will make a special meat wave, no doubt.
Guys don’t need weapons with a face like that.
What you can see, is evolution. Nature removing corrupted genes from the gene pool..
Must be the worst hangover when he wakes up in barracks being yelled at with his vodka stolen
What will be they be serving during the wake?
“Enlightenment office”.
That’s one hell of an enlightenment he’s about to have…
Sobers up and suddenly he’s on the way to the battlefront.
Can’t wait to see him in a drone footage
That nose has been broken a few times.
Why do 70% of all Russian men have crooked noses?
Who hasn’t done some crazy shit while drunk right, like going to a war where you will die 100%
Very sad rality
What will kill him faster, drone or liver failure?
Clearly an Alcool fœtal syndrome look🤷
His nose has already been kicked crooked. It may well be that some commander will kick his nose straight when he starts to regret enlisting in the Russian army.
Smart photographer. He knew that this is the last time he will ever make money from him.
This guy is just litter 🚮 in Ukraine.
Dollar photo while you wait.
I am sure they won’t send him on a meat attack wave
Photographers should include a biodegradable flower bomb full of sunflower seeds in the package
Just gobsmackingly depressing. Every part of it. For this man. For Ukraine. For whoever has to kill him. For whoever has to bury his undoubtedly unclaimed body. For Russia as a whole. May god never forgive Putin.
Most Russians are drunk.
Fertilizer incoming.
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