Wouldn’t put it past Klingon being on that list too!
Whateth thine fucketh?!
Google Translate working wonders in the comments.
That whole setup looks like it was built on VB. Some bargain bucket dev just googled “Every Language” and pasted the list over.
Fela folca sprecð Eald Englisc, þu wittest, hit is min modor spræc!
I kind of feel offended that Shakespearean English (Early Modern) is not included in this list. Where’s the love for Shakespear at? At least Chaucer has a bit of representation in the middle English, he kept trying to replicate it.
It is thee! Thou hast found thee out!
Oh ye of little faith
They better follow through and speak to me only in the language I choose.
I mean, all English speakers speak old English.
Want some old English words? All animal names are, for the most part, old English, as are the names for crops. Most prepositions are old English.
Bloody Normans. Coming over here and bastadising out language with dirty french words.
Robert Eggers, probably.
Mind ye owne business.
Frisians (effectively)
ITT: basically everyone can at least write Old English.
For thouest I Do M’lord.
Some people do infact speak it, it’s just VERY rare.
It’s possible to learn it too, I signed up to online lessons about 2 weeks ago and it’s giving my brain one hell of a work out and I love it.
Ic dó, for ánum, and ic ne lufie þíne spræce mid blíðe heortan
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Who’s speaking Ewe?
Verily we doth all talk thus. If you require proof talketh to my valet. Now out of my way peasant.
Hark, doth thine English speakers o’ times long ago still persist?
Why is this even an option? 😂
Thine colonoscopy t’was not brillig.
Who the fuck is speaking Elamite and ancient Egyptian? Did we reanimate some Bronze Age folks trapped in a glacier or something?
Who’s speaking ancient Egyptian? Do they fill out the form using hieroglyphics?
King Tut being catered for too, I see.
Chatgpt, write a list of all known languages for use in an html drop down form.
Ctrl c
Ctrl v
Right. Job done. Pub time.
Guy called Simon Roper on youtube…some of his videos are fascinating!
Ic sprece hit, þu ætesgaest! Þīn mōdor is hæmestre, and þīn fæder stincaþ of wylleberian!
You hwæt mate?
Dō þæt, þū unlǣredan eargan dysiga, lǣt him witon þæt sē ealda sprǣc lyfaþ.
Jacob Rees Mogg
Wouldn’t put it past Klingon being on that list too!
Whateth thine fucketh?!
Google Translate working wonders in the comments.
That whole setup looks like it was built on VB. Some bargain bucket dev just googled “Every Language” and pasted the list over.
Fela folca sprecð Eald Englisc, þu wittest, hit is min modor spræc!
I kind of feel offended that Shakespearean English (Early Modern) is not included in this list. Where’s the love for Shakespear at? At least Chaucer has a bit of representation in the middle English, he kept trying to replicate it.
It is thee! Thou hast found thee out!
Oh ye of little faith
They better follow through and speak to me only in the language I choose.
I mean, all English speakers speak old English.
Want some old English words? All animal names are, for the most part, old English, as are the names for crops. Most prepositions are old English.
Bloody Normans. Coming over here and bastadising out language with dirty french words.
Robert Eggers, probably.
Mind ye owne business.
Frisians (effectively)
ITT: basically everyone can at least write Old English.
For thouest I Do M’lord.
Some people do infact speak it, it’s just VERY rare.
It’s possible to learn it too, I signed up to online lessons about 2 weeks ago and it’s giving my brain one hell of a work out and I love it.
Ic dó, for ánum, and ic ne lufie þíne spræce mid blíðe heortan
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