He’s spot on here. I got off the train today and the queue to go through the gates when you scan your tickets is fucking insane. This isn’t even peak numbers of commuters as it’s summer holidays and all schools and universities are off. They’ve room for a fucking M&S there but not enough turnstiles.
Translink, a plie of absolute ballics.
I’ve had this guy’s “Plug in Paisley” stuck in my head for months
Was on the bus from Dublin to Belfast and I can’t believe someone signed off that entrance to the bus station.
If you wanted to purposely show Belfast in the shitiest light to deter any visitor from ever returning that is the entry of choice.
Grand central station, not particularly grand, nor especially central. Suppose we’re to be glad it’s a station at all.
Had to pass through it yesterday and had a 10 min turn around between trains. Busting for a wee I have a look around, no facilities platform side. So out through the ticket gate I go, side stepping the horde of old folks waiting for a translink worker to scan them tbrough the gates rather than figure it out themselves.
Off across the stupidly oversized concourse until I spy a sign for the toilets. Follow that and join a queue for loos. There’s staff in this queue, do they not have their own staff toilets?
Now I’m close to the top of the queue, urinals in sight. A mighty bank of 5 urinals to contain the piss of every man in this station (yea I know there are more toilets upstairs but the point stands). I check my phone, shit, need to catch my train.
I excuse myself from the queue, back across the concourse, back through the ticket gates and on to my train.
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He’s spot on here. I got off the train today and the queue to go through the gates when you scan your tickets is fucking insane. This isn’t even peak numbers of commuters as it’s summer holidays and all schools and universities are off. They’ve room for a fucking M&S there but not enough turnstiles.
Translink, a plie of absolute ballics.
I’ve had this guy’s “Plug in Paisley” stuck in my head for months
Was on the bus from Dublin to Belfast and I can’t believe someone signed off that entrance to the bus station.
If you wanted to purposely show Belfast in the shitiest light to deter any visitor from ever returning that is the entry of choice.
Grand central station, not particularly grand, nor especially central. Suppose we’re to be glad it’s a station at all.
Had to pass through it yesterday and had a 10 min turn around between trains. Busting for a wee I have a look around, no facilities platform side. So out through the ticket gate I go, side stepping the horde of old folks waiting for a translink worker to scan them tbrough the gates rather than figure it out themselves.
Off across the stupidly oversized concourse until I spy a sign for the toilets. Follow that and join a queue for loos. There’s staff in this queue, do they not have their own staff toilets?
Now I’m close to the top of the queue, urinals in sight. A mighty bank of 5 urinals to contain the piss of every man in this station (yea I know there are more toilets upstairs but the point stands). I check my phone, shit, need to catch my train.
I excuse myself from the queue, back across the concourse, back through the ticket gates and on to my train.
I pissed when I got home.
I frickin love this guy’s animations
Very funny
Very local
Fella doesn’t miss
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