You can have the main international tourist destination Holland. We’ll keep the rest of the country that doesn’t have a bunch of drunk Barry’s
He’ll make it Moroccan. Everything he does is as instructed by Mohammed VI.
He doesn’t have the Habsburg chin -> opinion dismissed
Weren’t we gonna make MEGA? Make Europe Germany Again?
With spanish defence spending and Hans next door?
Good lack Pedro
Want your ass kicked in another war mate? Remember we don’t stop a battle so you can have a siesta
From my cold dead hands papal scum
That’s a huge historical misconception. Nation states didn’t exist.
It was Habsburgian.
But if you insist, then Charles the 5th was born in current Belgium. So that would have made Spain Belgian or Dutch, I’ll let you decide.
If they aren’t interested I’d like to formally submit interest and intent of becoming a Spanish province. It comes with heavily subsidized flights to the motherland, right?
Yes, come back home swamp hermanos
I’ll dust off my peat barge again
The second era of European expansion and colonisation. Circa ~ 2025 – 3XXX
The new world is even more Savage now than when we first found it.
Clearly they are crying out for a strong hand to guide them back to civilisation.
Pedro. It’s nice to still be wanted, but be honest with yourself. Do you even *want* our swamp?
Not a Jan but… Berg op Zoom, stay faithful!
lmao I normally downvote ai slob, but this one is too funny
You gave so few fucks about Holanda the last time, it’s last governor was Juan of Austria or something along those lines…
Who changed our flair😭
“Holanda” was never spanish. Spain and “Holanda” were both ruled by the Habsburgs. Spain was Austrian.
You are free to submit yourself to Habsburg rule if it pleases you.
Pedro don’t get me wrong I love a good Reconquista but this is looking like invading Iraq in 2003, you are not going to like the outcome. Maybe you can look at southern Italy again.
*TURFSCHIP INTENSIFIES HEAVILY*
You and what army?
Lets make it to 100 years this time and still win. We did it once and we’ll fucking do it again Pedro
It is curious to me that we never reclaim south Italy, the period of spanish government was broader than in Netherlands.
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With that army and government. Lol.
Do you really need extra prostitutes?
I like to see you try.
Go back to sleep Pedro..
You can send the old man over in November
https://preview.redd.it/y4b5vjtu9mdf1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f8fdcb2b3b766c282172d90b25eb55f50a9c33b
How about making Spain austrian again?
You can have the main international tourist destination Holland. We’ll keep the rest of the country that doesn’t have a bunch of drunk Barry’s
He’ll make it Moroccan. Everything he does is as instructed by Mohammed VI.
He doesn’t have the Habsburg chin -> opinion dismissed
Weren’t we gonna make MEGA? Make Europe Germany Again?
With spanish defence spending and Hans next door?
Good lack Pedro
Want your ass kicked in another war mate? Remember we don’t stop a battle so you can have a siesta
From my cold dead hands papal scum
That’s a huge historical misconception. Nation states didn’t exist.
It was Habsburgian.
But if you insist, then Charles the 5th was born in current Belgium. So that would have made Spain Belgian or Dutch, I’ll let you decide.
If they aren’t interested I’d like to formally submit interest and intent of becoming a Spanish province. It comes with heavily subsidized flights to the motherland, right?
Yes, come back home swamp hermanos
I’ll dust off my peat barge again
The second era of European expansion and colonisation. Circa ~ 2025 – 3XXX
The new world is even more Savage now than when we first found it.
Clearly they are crying out for a strong hand to guide them back to civilisation.
¿Que?
So give us Olivença back
Merck toch hoe sterck intensifies
https://preview.redd.it/czvnvdvmemdf1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e3f3a01f04922a621993b5d98fd55fdbc30d793
I propose to desintegrate Sp*in
They surrender, just send them a tikkie
Pedro. It’s nice to still be wanted, but be honest with yourself. Do you even *want* our swamp?
Not a Jan but… Berg op Zoom, stay faithful!
lmao I normally downvote ai slob, but this one is too funny
You gave so few fucks about Holanda the last time, it’s last governor was Juan of Austria or something along those lines…
Who changed our flair😭
“Holanda” was never spanish. Spain and “Holanda” were both ruled by the Habsburgs. Spain was Austrian.
You are free to submit yourself to Habsburg rule if it pleases you.
Pedro don’t get me wrong I love a good Reconquista but this is looking like invading Iraq in 2003, you are not going to like the outcome. Maybe you can look at southern Italy again.
*TURFSCHIP INTENSIFIES HEAVILY*
You and what army?
Lets make it to 100 years this time and still win. We did it once and we’ll fucking do it again Pedro
It is curious to me that we never reclaim south Italy, the period of spanish government was broader than in Netherlands.
Well no, actually we all know why.
https://preview.redd.it/4qsjh1czkmdf1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=1c5b3a4d529c4956b75d18c54fcba3f824c27f4c
Come on over, if you dare.
Time to break out the duque de alba liquor
If you make Fernando Alonso our king we’ll consider it.
Throw in Ursula Corbero as my wife and youve got a deal
If you cant meet these demands, you guys better prepare for another round of 80 years
We in the south were loyal to you anyway. Come and release us from those Calvinist bastards and bring the good weather.
Over Barry dead body !!!
So I’m OK with it
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