Guess the nationality

by ArrrPiratey

43 comments
  1. Have trouble breathing and can’t close the mouth, the hell?

  2. I got a gob job from a girl with lip filler in ayia napa once and it was excellent. I honestly didn’t notice how pumped they were til I woke up, realised it was bo selecta reincarnated and respectfully dipped out

  3. Well, you might have trouble breathing and cant close your mouth, but at least you look absolutely fucking stupid.

  4. It’s like one of those plastic vaginas but with too much superfluous plastic stuck to it.

  5. The UK has a caste system you can’t convince me otherwise

  6. Modern social media attention whore, they have no borders

  7. ‘What can I do for you today?’ ‘Yeah I want you to make my lips look like a prolapsed anus please’

  8. I can’t believe how far Western culture has fallen in the last 10 odd years. Despite all right-wing proclamations to the contrary, we don’t even need brown people for it. We can do it on our own perfectly well. “Social” media has made sure of it.

  9. Well, at least she doesn’t need a life preserver for a boat ride!

  10. “So, what can I do for you today?”

    “Well, you know, I’m planning on auditioning for the new *Howard the Duck* remake”

    “Say no more”

  11. Yikes! Shame on the doctor who agreed to continue doing this.

    Plastic surgery doctors should be like bartenders, if the person looks like they had too much just refuse service.

  12. The ‘Doctors’ performing this vanity surgery should have whatever license they hold revoked and unable to work in a medical field anymore, clearly profiting in bad faith from this person’s body image problems.

    Though most likely, it’s some random mid-50s woman in a shopping centre who attended a 15 minute lecture on ‘Cosmotology’ and now charges £50 per injection

  13. First picture looks like a prolapsed butthole pushing out a shite

  14. Duckland?

    Poor woman. I doubt about the truth of this kind of stuff. Which woman would want to be exposed like this to the world? Well, only a completely mentally ill person.
    So, better not to joke, because that’s the only thing they can be, I conclude.

  15. Human equivalent of the pug. 🐶 Of course this wasn’t done by selective breeding

  16. These island anglos really think they are better that the ones across the atlantic.

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  17. She has the rare condition of having a prolapsed butthole on the place of her lips. Poor girl.

  18. Are barrys just evolving as their dogs did? I mean neither Susan or Barry’s dog can breath

  19. The title makes it sound like she seems to think it’s not her fault and that they’re a victim lmao.

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