[Israel] PM ill with food poisoning, resulting in next week’s hearings being postponed; next corruption trial testimony set for September

https://www.timesofisrael.com/pm-ill-with-food-poisoning-next-trial-testimony-set-for-sept-as-weeks-hearings-nixed/

Posted by Leather-Paramedic-10

7 comments

  1. Nothing serious so far, they could have said that Netanyahu had an explosive diarrhe in the headline.

  2. Three days of working from home over “food poisoning” is wild. I mean, I know American work culture is toxic, but I’m not the only one who thinks that’s excessive, right? Oh, and I mean, I’m pretty sure he’s faking (been there, buddy), but like, assuming he is actually sick, that’s nuts. Do they not have Zofran and Pedialyte in Israel?

  3. He sure seems to have a knack for delaying his court hearings…

    >Netanyahu’s testimony has been repeatedly delayed since it started in December last year, due to the prime minister’s medical issues, the ongoing war with Hamas in Gaza, the war with Iran, as well as diplomatic trips abroad and Netanyahu’s general duties as prime minister.

  4. Well, destroying his shitter is better than bombing Tehran or killing Gazan children or occupying and destabilizing Syria to protect the Druze he doesn’t actually care about or terrorizing Lebanon with mass terrorism bombings in order to delay his corruption charges, I suppose. Would be a step toward world peace and Israeli domestic justice if he contracted an acute case of lead poisoning instead, but alas –

  5. To Bibi or Not to Bibi — CONVICTED?

    *Food poisoning* to dodge graft hearings? It’s the geopolitical version of *my printer ran out of ink*. Pathetic that something so juvenile is all it takes to delay justice.

    Bibi’s next legal strategy is submitting a doctor’s note signed *Sara*.

    srsly tho, what’s the worst potential outcome for netanyahu in his *pending* graft hearings?

  6. Critical support to our comrade, E. Coli.

    I’m sure this is like all the other times hes been sick lately, where it conviently lines up with something he’d rather not do.

  7. >PM ill with food poisoning, resulting in next week’s hearings being postponed; next corruption trial testimony set for September

    Hopefully it’s terminal

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